Definder

A rip-off of Urban Dictionary, where users copy definitions made here.

Person 1: Definder is so trash, they just copy definitions.
Person 2: They're fiddling with the wrong jaargenson!
Person 1: Guess what, somebody copied the word Jaargenson!*
*true story

by Scootero June 13, 2021

self-deficacy

The belief you have in yourself to be able to make it home to use the bathroom and not shit yourself or use a public bathroom, even though you have explosive diarrhea.

Uh, dude, you don't look so good. Why don't I pull into this McDonald's and you can use their bathroom?

No way, man. I've got a lot of self-deficacy. Drive me home. I ain't gonna shit in your car. Trust me.

by UUUUUU December 18, 2010

fuck deficit

life is so short,

every day, we go around giving out fucks

you get a fuck, he gets a fuck, she gets a fuck, they get a fuck
now, there are no fucks left

stop caring about what other people think, live for yourself

Man... We running on a fuck deficit

by centralmichigan_drip September 5, 2022

penile attention deficit disorder (padd)

A penis that has a short attention span that deflates before business is fully conducted.

When asked for an explanation from his wife as to why he didn't complete the sex act, the husband replied "I've been diagnosed with penile attention deficit disorder (PADD)."

by Xander913 January 7, 2014

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE

that one little screen at te top right of the urbandictionary homepage

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE

by kaidousimp December 6, 2022

attention whore deficit disorder

attention whore deficit disorder or AWDD as i like to abbrivate it, is a serious disorder that sweeps trough the teenage female community.... it manifests through very hard and lame efforts to get attention, like extreme drama or disorders they really dont have.... however it is treatable with freebase smokeable prozac, or zoloft

her:"im bleeding,im a self cutter"
me:next day, "hey i got some prozac for your cucu problems"
her:"no i just scratched myself, im not a cutter"

by dwight August 5, 2004

define your world

Street for "get on the urbandict"

Friend:: What should I do right now?
Me:: Define your world.

PRESENT TENSE:::
Friend:: What you doin right now?
Me:: Defining my world.

by tsphan November 29, 2004