urbandict

Shortened "urbandictionary" or urban dictionary, especially when typing it into the address bar.

"Go to urbandict.com to find out what a milf is."

urbandict by Tindy April 10, 2005

urbandict it 

suggesting somebody to search a word on urbandictionary.com to find the true definition. this is only used when the word is obvious or just too graphic to say out loud.

Brittany: last night, Michael texted me and said he was going to give me a Strawberry Shortcake. I told him that I couldn't wait because OMG i love strawberry shortcakes. yummy! Courtney: OMG!!! ROTFL! urbandict it you stupid Bitch

urbandict it by Pimp in the Box February 13, 2009

Typical Urbandictionary Definition

When someone, most likely a prepubescent 13 year old, writes a sex definition for something which has nothing to do with the word you looked up.

Theoretical example - I look up forum troll, because i've seen it used extensively on forums, and never understood what it meant. One of the definitions will most likely be something like this -

"While ur fucking ur girl from behind in teh dark, u put a dildo instead of ur dick in her hole, u then grab a cardboard box full of troll dolls and begin throwing them at her, all the while yelling ATTACK OF TEH FORUM TROLLS!!!"

A typical urbandictionary definition deserves deletion, it contributes nothing to the viewer's knowledge, and only serves to prove how idiotic the poster is.

see roflcopter I think its about the 6th definition down. That is a prime example of a typical urbandictionary definition.

Typical Urbandictionary Definition by Cowboy_z71 February 26, 2010

people who define their names on urbandictionary 

Complete fucking retards

people who define their names on urbandictionary can go fuck themselves

people who define their names on urbandictionary by AnalPrincess69 June 6, 2016

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary 

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha [Mackenzie] is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

Urbanodictionariaphobia 

The fear of the Urban dictionary. If you are reading this, you don't have it.

Person A: Hey, let's go check out JJJake's definition of ploofy on the Urban dictionary.

Person B: AAAHHHH!! Stop it! I have Urbanodictionariaphobia!
Person A: What does that mean? Hang on a sec, I'll just search it up on the Urban dictionary.

Person B: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Urbanodictionariaphobia by JJJake May 25, 2022

Urbanlicious

Meant to describe Karl Urban a sexy actor from new zealand.

girl 1 "karl urban is hot..."

girl 2 "hes urbanlicious"

Urbanlicious by outofmyvulcanmind September 5, 2009