dwight's definitions

muffleufagus

1) An insult, cross between that sesame street character and a twat.

2) A twat that hangs down real low and is very hairy, most likely from the dinasaur days before they had advance shaving blades.

1) Dude, you need a haircut, you look like a muffleufagus!

2) Yo, yo, thank ho had a muffleufagus so big, a terradactle was nesting up in there.

by Dwight August 3, 2005

ghetto deathmatch

another name for rock paper scissors, except if you play in the ghetto and you lose, you die.

I lost a ghetto deathmatch. If this was the ghetto, id be dead

by Dwight September 6, 2005

cheeve

1)to smoke pot, comes from chief, as to chief hay, or sittin around cheevin the peace pipe like an indian
2)term of endearment to another fellow stoner

1)lemme cheeve that joint 4 you
2)you are one big cheeve, know that

by Dwight August 22, 2005

attention whore deficit disorder

attention whore deficit disorder or AWDD as i like to abbrivate it, is a serious disorder that sweeps trough the teenage female community.... it manifests through very hard and lame efforts to get attention, like extreme drama or disorders they really dont have.... however it is treatable with freebase smokeable prozac, or zoloft

her:"im bleeding,im a self cutter"
me:next day, "hey i got some prozac for your cucu problems"
her:"no i just scratched myself, im not a cutter"

by dwight August 5, 2004

smere

1)To smoke pot or be high, especially in Marin or Berkeley.

2)Another name for Cannabis.

3)An insult related to a womans vaginal testing.

See:smear

1)Man that Afghani turtle had us all smered on Bastille day.

2)Lets go to the headlands and get smered.

3)Persian people are spoiled brat smeres.

4)Mike and Dwight smoke smere in el smere daily.

by Dwight August 3, 2005

smear

noun: someone that looks like a gine

You're a fucking smear, you know that. Or pass me that bong you smear!

by dwight April 15, 2005

syborg human bean revolution

half human half robot

myself ten years from know

by dwight July 23, 2003