adjective that is typically used to describe someone that always posts shitty threads on message boards.
by brian sapient April 24, 2008
Get the boringest mug.The act of bobbing your head up and down (almost sleeping) during a boring safety brief that is being given by a pussy officer. This usually occurs right before you get libbo.
pete: Check out that guy.
tom: Which on?
pete: the guy bobbing for cock...must of had too many drinks last night.
tom: Which on?
pete: the guy bobbing for cock...must of had too many drinks last night.
by legitimate-jon September 20, 2013
Get the bobbing for cock mug.When someone is sitting upright and keeps falling asleep. When their head bobs down and they jerk it back up, it looks like they're giving head. Bobbin for cock.
by lectwistman August 6, 2009
Get the Bobbin for cock mug.The most boring of all people. The one who makes you want to pluck out your arm hairs one by one to help keep you awake. Boringist people are not offended if you call them boringist cos they are far to boring to care. The boringist's idea of excitement is watching grass grow.
Captkirk: Oh My God - did you see that
Mamabeere: What?
Captkirk: That blade of grass over there just grew 1mm over the past 4 hours
Mamabeere: Sorry - didn't notice that you most boringist person ever - was too busy making SMEGMA!
Mamabeere: What?
Captkirk: That blade of grass over there just grew 1mm over the past 4 hours
Mamabeere: Sorry - didn't notice that you most boringist person ever - was too busy making SMEGMA!
by Mamabeere February 13, 2010
Get the Boringist mug.Jim-Bob walked in on his son Josh jim-bobbing in the bathroom.
If your hands were tied together as a punnishment for masturbating, the only way you could masturbate would be by jim-bobbing. This act is so called because of the reported fondness of a famous individual named Jim-Bob for tieing the hands of his numerous children together as a punnishment for masturbating, leading to them jim-bobbing.
If your hands were tied together as a punnishment for masturbating, the only way you could masturbate would be by jim-bobbing. This act is so called because of the reported fondness of a famous individual named Jim-Bob for tieing the hands of his numerous children together as a punnishment for masturbating, leading to them jim-bobbing.
by Sipos June 1, 2015
Get the Jim-bobbing mug.When a youngster persuades a youngstress to give him a quick peck on the lips, and as the two embrace, administers a French kiss.
by Rustin January 9, 2007
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