Jim-bobbing 

Masturbating with ones hands tied together.

Jim-Bob walked in on his son Josh jim-bobbing in the bathroom.

If your hands were tied together as a punnishment for masturbating, the only way you could masturbate would be by jim-bobbing. This act is so called because of the reported fondness of a famous individual named Jim-Bob for tieing the hands of his numerous children together as a punnishment for masturbating, leading to them jim-bobbing.

Jim-bobbing by Sipos June 1, 2015

Jim-Bobbing 

To masturbate with your wrists tied together, sometimes alternating between hands or using both at the same time. Named after Jim-Bob Duggar for tying his sons hands together as a masturbation punishment.

I have horrible rope burn from my Jim-Bobbing session last night, but you just can't beat that two handed vice-grip finish.

Jim-Bobbing by Catdogwhisperer June 1, 2015

jim-bobbing 

Masturbating with your hands tied together.

When you're caught jim-bobbing, they will know you're an expert.

jim-bobbing by The Socialist Kittty June 1, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008