Texting more than one person at a time, thus failing to give your undivided attention to either recipient.
That bastard was two-typing me and his mistress, then he got confused and called me his dirty bit on the side!
by Vizoneski February 6, 2017
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Guy 2: This is why you have no friends
Guy 2: This is why you have no friends
by Ihaveanaccount November 7, 2020
Get the Cock Typing mug.David Typing Syndrome, also known as "DTS". The David Typing Syndrome causes your fingers to go and move on their own. Causing sometimes incomprehensible sentences and phrases.
Matthew: “dio iuwab ton psyd vskrinst".
David: Yeah I infected him with the David Typing Syndrome. But I think he means, "do you want to play valorant".
David: Yeah I infected him with the David Typing Syndrome. But I think he means, "do you want to play valorant".
by thatgirlfromclass July 18, 2021
Get the David Typing Syndrome mug.Cross-typing verb.
1) The act of assuming an alternate (usually fake) online persona or identity and/or representing yourself as that alternate identity through email, chat, or text messaging communications. Most commonly observed in chat rooms and in singles ads for amusement or gathering attention.
2) Using a keyboard & the internet to pretend to be someone other than what you are, for whatever purpose.
3) Cross-typing is a bit like cross-dressing, with a keyboard instead of clothes (without the gender identity issues).
4) similar to phishing or vishing but done for attention, distraction or photo farming.
1) The act of assuming an alternate (usually fake) online persona or identity and/or representing yourself as that alternate identity through email, chat, or text messaging communications. Most commonly observed in chat rooms and in singles ads for amusement or gathering attention.
2) Using a keyboard & the internet to pretend to be someone other than what you are, for whatever purpose.
3) Cross-typing is a bit like cross-dressing, with a keyboard instead of clothes (without the gender identity issues).
4) similar to phishing or vishing but done for attention, distraction or photo farming.
Bubba, the 55 year old trucker from Wisconsin, relished the online attention he got cross-typing as a 22 year old model from L.A.
by Aged Razed Hen (anagram) June 8, 2009
Get the Cross-typing mug.A way of typing that is comprehensible to only their own race. Teenage girls. Although the word includes teenage girls the age range for the extremely stupid typing is usually 13-16, the "stupid" phase of the teenage girl race.
Teenage Girl on Facebook 1: omg r u srs lol hve 2 nt uze 2 mny ltters
Teenage Girl on Facebook 2 den it hppend . i ws lke wat???
Teenage Girl on Facebook 3: dat is soooooo coooolllll iii cannnnt holllldddd in my excittttmen
Average-Intelligence Person Talking to Average-Intelligence Friend: I can't stand these fucking retarded Teenage Girl Typing Style posts on facebook.
Teenage Girl on Facebook 2 den it hppend . i ws lke wat???
Teenage Girl on Facebook 3: dat is soooooo coooolllll iii cannnnt holllldddd in my excittttmen
Average-Intelligence Person Talking to Average-Intelligence Friend: I can't stand these fucking retarded Teenage Girl Typing Style posts on facebook.
by I hate American girls March 2, 2011
Get the Teenage Girl Typing Style mug.The Typing Law is a simple fact that typing in all caps breaks internet law.
Part two of the internet law states that typing in a manner alternating between capital and lower case letters as in the example provided below is merely a shallow attempt to appear cool and/or ghetto-fabulous.
People are advised to avoid breaking either of these laws at risk of angering the entire internet.
Part two of the internet law states that typing in a manner alternating between capital and lower case letters as in the example provided below is merely a shallow attempt to appear cool and/or ghetto-fabulous.
People are advised to avoid breaking either of these laws at risk of angering the entire internet.
TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is FrOwNeD UpOn As It MaKeS yOu ApPeAr ReTarded. This breaks internet typing law
THIS IS IN ALL CAPS! This also breaks typing law
THIS IS IN ALL CAPS! This also breaks typing law
by Masta_J December 9, 2008
Get the Internet Typing Law mug.(n): The utter display of ignorance and laziness protrayed by todays youth due to the onslaught of technology. Usually seen in any form of screen text communication between teens (as well as some adults trying to look cool) and the rest of the free world. Denoted by its lack of vowel use completely, substituted by numbers, and use of repeating last letters. Many times characters such as "&" and "@" will be used as well. Not directed at commonly used shorthands like LOL and FTW. See examples!
Teen "Text" Typing is Awesome!!
"Heyyyyy!!! Wuz up wit u 2 nite! Tex m3!"
"Omgggg.....Blaineeeee iz so hottttt!!! He iz only 4teen!"
"R u cumin ovr 2nite! KK! C u l8r!!"
Typing in Myspace: "So WhUt R U DoIn 2nItE? We NeEd 2 HuK uP!"
"Heyyyyy!!! Wuz up wit u 2 nite! Tex m3!"
"Omgggg.....Blaineeeee iz so hottttt!!! He iz only 4teen!"
"R u cumin ovr 2nite! KK! C u l8r!!"
Typing in Myspace: "So WhUt R U DoIn 2nItE? We NeEd 2 HuK uP!"
by Southern Articulator December 22, 2009
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