pumpkin Smasher

A Pumpkin Smasher is a female women who is only sexually attracted to red headed males. This term was made popular by the show Mixology.

I bet that girl is a pumpkin smasher.

by recycled23 July 5, 2014

Patty Smasher

An alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka, preferably Smirnoff, orange juice, cranberry juice, pineapple juice, and sprite. To make one, fill a cup halfway full with pure vodka, then put in equal parts of the remaining ingredients until the cup is full. Ice cubes are also recommended. In a perfect Patty Smasher, the alcohol cannot be tasted; however, the drinks will get you highly intoxicated. One of these smashers will give you a nice buzz, more than 3 and you will be wasted. It does not kick in right away, but after you have finished them, the alcohol will kick in quickly. Patty Smashers are highly recommended for having a good night and waking up not remembering anything.

Patrick: Wow, you were so drunk last night! What did you do?
Michael: I can't even remember! The last thing I can remember is chugging my 3rd Patty Smasher!
Patrick: Wow! Those Patty Smashers are lethal!

by MKPM January 24, 2011

molding smasher

a female with an exeptionaly large arse, when they try to pass through doorways there arse usually catches the moldings around the door and breaks them

jordee: holy fuck amber was at my house today she's such a molding smasher
jeremy: really???! how many doors did she go through??

by vanor February 1, 2009

slather

(verb) To coat generously with a paste or semi-liquid substance.

She slathered my weasel with her greazle.

by Slickery Dickery Dr. January 8, 2004

dick splasher

A whore with a vagina so loose that you can hear your dick splash inside.

-Would you have sex with Britney Spears?
-No man that's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
-Yeah you can probably hear your dick splash.
-She's a definite dick splasher!

by realmenofgenius February 17, 2009

Smasher

A cancerous tank in world of tanks blitz made by wargaming (cunts). This tank is just a KV-2 in a costume but more cancerous than ever.

Player1: there's only 1 enemy what's the enemy tank?
Player2: a full health smasher
Player1: I had a request kill me

by Your Local FBI agent May 9, 2021

slosher

When a young female tends to slosh around from male to male. Sometimes even taking it in the arse twice in 4 days. Some say when she walks it sounds as if they are being followed by a bucket full of water.

Man i got Harriet in the back of my 106 last night, shes such a slosher, she left it all on my seats!

by Donald McFlannel December 26, 2008