Procrackstinating

When you're on "crack-time" and preoccupied with everything other than the task at hand whilst high on methamphetamine.

Julie, clean the apartment, you're procrackstinating

by SunnyLimlim July 29, 2017

procrastacunt

A little squeeker or little fuck in your life that won't do anything you ask or what's right because they're little diabetic cunts that you couldn't give a shit about.😀

Jake: hey Ron can you go get me the remote?
Ron: no you fuck!
Well fuck off you little procrastacunt bitch who was the mistake of your birth parents and why your adopted!!!!!

by KingMeng but I'm not Asian May 26, 2018

Procrasstination

When you procrastinate by having sex instead of doing whatever productive thing you were supposed to to.

We were gonna go to brunch but we got into some procrasstination and now it's too late.

by meeshflag March 2, 2019

procrashtinate

v. to sabotage your own plans by causing a crisis, literally crashing a vehicle rather than face your destination

If you’re so afraid of getting to work you can always procrashtinate on the drive there.

by Jerry.g.g June 30, 2019

ProcrastaNapper

One who routinely naps in order to avoid existential acts of meaningless, non-essential chores or duties. Serial Procrastanappers, often set unachievable napping times (i.e. 15 Minutes) routinely restarting the nap 3 times over, or just snoozing through it all together.

I'm a Serial ProcrastaNapper. Whenever I have to clean my room, I try to take a 15-minute nap, but just end up sleeping for 8 hours, instead.

by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019

Preprantency

To lie to keep something truthful

Person 1: "Stop lying!"
Person 2: "It's Preprantency, I have to!"
Person 1: "oooooooooh..."

by Luckyflame October 8, 2019

Procrapinating

Procrapinating (verb): An avoidance tool used by expert procrastinators where one quickly excuses themselves to the bathroom and remains there for an extended period of time (usually with a screen in hand), hoping that when they re-emerge, the task is already completed and/or their assistance is no longer needed.

Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!

Nico: I gotta poop!

Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.

Example 2:

Jamie: It’s excellent!! You should send it to the urban dictionary.

Me: Just let me drop this deuce first.

by Loveleedae May 30, 2020