7 definitions by Loveleedae
A word native to martitime regions referring to weather conditions that can be classified neither as rain nor snow, but rather, clumps of slush falling from the fucking sky like mother nature playing a practical joke no one finds fucking funny.
Basically Hell, but wetter and colder.
Basically Hell, but wetter and colder.
It's fucking slushfuckery out there!
What is this slushfuckery?
Who asked for this slushfuckery?
What have I done to deserve this slushfuckery?
Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?
Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery
I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.
I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.
Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.
Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?
Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.
Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.
Am I supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery?
Fucking slushfuckery.
What is this slushfuckery?
Who asked for this slushfuckery?
What have I done to deserve this slushfuckery?
Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?
Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery
I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.
I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.
Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.
Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?
Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.
Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.
Am I supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery?
Fucking slushfuckery.
by Loveleedae October 24, 2018
A word native to martitime regions referring to weather conditions that can be classified neither as rain nor snow, but rather, clumps of slush falling from the fucking sky like mother nature playing a practical joke no one finds fucking funny, and no matter what you wear, you are guaranteed to spend the day feeling wet and cold.
It's fucking slushfuckery out there!
What is this slushfuckery?
Who asked for this slushfuckery?
Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?
Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery
I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.
I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.
Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.
Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?
Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.
Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.
I dunno if I'm supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery.
Fucking slushfuckery.
What is this slushfuckery?
Who asked for this slushfuckery?
Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?
Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery
I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.
I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.
Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.
Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?
Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.
Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.
I dunno if I'm supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery.
Fucking slushfuckery.
by Loveleedae October 24, 2018
A word native to martitime regions referring to weather conditions that can be classified neither as rain nor snow, but rather, clumps of slush falling from the fucking sky like mother nature playing a practical joke no one finds fucking funny, and no matter what you wear, you are guaranteed to spend the day feeling wet and cold.
It's fucking slushfuckery out there!
What is this slushfuckery?
Who asked for this slushfuckery?
Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?
Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery
I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.
I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.
Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.
Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?
Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.
Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.
I dunno if I'm supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery.
Fucking slushfuckery.
What is this slushfuckery?
Who asked for this slushfuckery?
Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?
Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery
I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.
I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.
Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.
Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?
Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.
Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.
I dunno if I'm supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery.
Fucking slushfuckery.
by Loveleedae October 24, 2018
A word native to martitime regions referring to weather conditions that can be classified neither as rain nor snow, but rather, clumps of slush falling from the fucking sky like mother nature playing a practical joke no one finds fucking funny.
Basically Hell, but wetter and colder.
Basically Hell, but wetter and colder.
It's fucking slushfuckery out there!
What have I done to deserve this slushfuckery
What is this slushfuckery?
Who asked for this slushfuckery?
Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?
Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery
I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.
I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.
Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.
Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?
Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.
Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.
I dunno if I'm supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery.
Fucking slushfuckery.
What have I done to deserve this slushfuckery
What is this slushfuckery?
Who asked for this slushfuckery?
Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?
Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery
I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.
I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.
Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.
Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?
Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.
Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.
I dunno if I'm supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery.
Fucking slushfuckery.
by Loveleedae October 24, 2018
A word native to martitime regions referring to weather conditions that can be classified neither as rain nor snow, but rather, clumps of slush falling from the fucking sky like mother nature playing a practical joke no one finds fucking funny, and no matter what you wear, you are guaranteed to spend the day feeling wet and cold.
It's fucking slushfuckery out there!
What is this slushfuckery?
Who asked for this slushfuckery?
Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?
Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery
I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.
I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.
Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.
Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?
Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.
Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.
I dunno if I'm supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery.
Fucking slushfuckery.
What is this slushfuckery?
Who asked for this slushfuckery?
Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?
Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery
I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.
I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.
Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.
Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?
Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.
Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.
I dunno if I'm supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery.
Fucking slushfuckery.
by Loveleedae October 24, 2018
An avoidance tool used by expert procrastinators where one quickly excuses themselves to the bathroom and remains there for an extended period of time (usually with a screen in hand), hoping that when they re-emerge, the task is already completed and/or their assistance is no longer needed.
Example:
Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!
Nico: I gotta poop!
Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.
Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!
Nico: I gotta poop!
Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.
by Loveleedae May 30, 2020
Procrapinating (verb): An avoidance tool used by expert procrastinators where one quickly excuses themselves to the bathroom and remains there for an extended period of time (usually with a screen in hand), hoping that when they re-emerge, the task is already completed and/or their assistance is no longer needed.
Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!
Nico: I gotta poop!
Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.
Example 2:
Jamie: It’s excellent!! You should send it to the urban dictionary.
Me: Just let me drop this deuce first.
Nico: I gotta poop!
Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.
Example 2:
Jamie: It’s excellent!! You should send it to the urban dictionary.
Me: Just let me drop this deuce first.
by Loveleedae May 30, 2020