procrastacunt 

A little squeeker or little fuck in your life that won't do anything you ask or what's right because they're little diabetic cunts that you couldn't give a shit about.😀

Jake: hey Ron can you go get me the remote?
Ron: no you fuck!
Well fuck off you little procrastacunt bitch who was the mistake of your birth parents and why your adopted!!!!!

procrastacunt by KingMeng but I'm not Asian May 26, 2018

procrasticunts 

people who have a tendency to put things off, natural-born enemy of efficiency

Markiplier: I’VE BEEN UP SINCE 4AM. I’VE ALREADY RECORDED AND EDITED ALL MY VIDEOS. I’VE ALREADY WORKED OUT TODAY. GET FUCKED PROCRASTICUNTS.

procrasticunts by its_not_delivery September 5, 2018

procrastachatting 

When you are online (on a site such as Facebook), and you avoid doing work by, you guessed it, chatting!

I had a term paper to do last night, but I spent the time procrastachatting :)

procrastachatting by Lady Diamond March 26, 2010

Procrastablunt 

When you are neglecting some sort of work to instead, chief down on a blunt.

Manny - "Man I can't finish my essay I must have writers block or something"

Matt- "Fuck it man me neither, lets smoke a procrastablunt!"

Manny- "Oh hellz yea!"

Procrastablunt by Superstrainz November 4, 2012

Procrastacoitus

Procrastacoitus
n. Latin. derived from procrastinus (for tomorrow) and coitus (to copulate) of modern Anglo-Australian roots

The act of procrastinating by engaging in sexual activity when one should be performing tasks of less enjoyment but greater importance.

Boy: I don't want to study anymore, its boring.
Girl: Me neither, wanna kill some time doing adult activities?

Boy: Hells yeah!
Girl: Come here tiger...

Next minute the two are engaged in procrastacoitus

Procrastacoitus by Studied-out June 18, 2013

procrastaception 

The act procrastinating to procrastinate.

I wanted to complete my homework but wanted to procrastinate but wanted to procrastinate to procrastinate, so I did procrastaception.

procrastaception by fkcboi February 14, 2017

procrastachat 

Making small talk to put off a bigger discussion or task

She procrastachatted for 5 minuets before her presentation to give people enough time to join

procrastachat by Nella422 October 10, 2022