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UBER PONE

To beat the shit out of someone/something. In white peoples terms
"Damn, ya boi got fukkin uber poned last night at the party!"
by jay love June 12, 2006
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super uber nube poned

to utterly own one at a various video game or other activivty; unbelievably good;. (hecks yes)
Bryan super uber nube poned that Owen kid at guitar hero.
by god's dad May 13, 2007
mugGet the super uber nube ponedmug.

post-poned

post-poned (verb tr. pst tnse)

an aggressive and conclusive refutation/smackdown of an online/social media statement, assertion or other communique i.e. a "post"

etym. ("post" i.e. digitally rendered communication) + ("poned" past tense of "pone" meaning to aggressively counteract or neutralize something)
"Did you see Kelly's argument w/ that pitbull forum on Reddit? She shut down the sanctimonious bullies leading the group with 1 paragraph"

"Yes, it was they were absolutely post-poned"
by Content-ment411 March 29, 2020
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Pones

These are the saggy, sweaty, smelly gods of the male genitals.

Apart from the penis, the pones are the most exciting thing you could have near, on or in your face. They taste and feel like a piece of heaven
Guy 1: This dude has major pones
Guy 2: On God!
by GavinAJ June 29, 2023
mugGet the Ponesmug.

pone

pone is the result of baking cornbread in an iron skillet. It is attributed to people in the backwoods country of the southeastern United States of America.
Example: I made/baked a pone of cornbread yesterday that we had for supper.
by Bepitt February 11, 2022
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Pone

A Close Friend, Dude, Bro, or Homie
Eh Pone, what's up?

The word originated from Malayalam, the language spoken in Kerala, India.
by LilSandwich November 9, 2022
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pone deaf

Pone deaf (medical definition): The final stage of a debilitating ear infection thought to be caused by excessive hair gel use and inappropriate humor. Symptoms include the purchase of superfelous designer clothing, uncontrolled fast food b...inging and terret like use of the words "dude" and "awesome"

The disease strikes young men in their 20's and characteristically goes unnoticed by these men. The infection is slow progressing but all known cases eventually lead to total Pone deafness.
Used in a sentence: The Annual telethon to raise awareness of the pone deaf could not cure lil' Jean Pierre of his inability to realize the joke was in fact on him.
by jaypce December 10, 2010
mugGet the pone deafmug.

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