Deflate Gape

Deflate
verb
1. Let air or gas out of.
Gape
verb
1. Be or become wide open.
noun
1. A wide opening.
Deflate Gape
verb
1. When the queefing won't quit.
noun
1. The air a vagina makes as it queefs after an unrecoverable pounding.
2. A giant hole with a foul stench that causes a woman to "finally be ready to settle down".

1st guy:
I was really giving it to my girl last night. When we finished she just kept queefing... for like 10 minutes!
2nd guy:
Did her pussy look like a turkey before you stuff it?
1st guy:
Actually it did. Should I be worried?
2nd guy:
You've been a victim of Deflate Gape bro. You need to put as much distance between you and her as fast as you can. That pussy is ruined and she will want to settle down.

by Sporeut June 4, 2021

Vape Gape

When you vape so much your mouth becomes a gaping orifice

What's up with his face?
Vape gape
Poor guy. Looks like he's been the winner of a Marathon deep throat contest!

by Jenson Buttermilk November 3, 2016

Gape wagon

An Ambulance whose crew being bent over and dry fucked by dispatch.

We had to staff the gape wagon today while everyone else on shift did their best impression of what firefighters really do.

by Dispatchers ditch pig August 28, 2021

gaping asshole

Former Maryland Governor Robert L. Ehrlich, Jr.

"Wow, Governor Ehrlich vetoed another piece of good legislation? He's such a gaping asshole!"

by Fernando la Casa December 30, 2007

gaping vagina

A gaping vagina is usually a girl who's attention whoring so much that she's trying to suck everyone in her sphere of influence into fawning on her. Usually, she trades some sort of favors (likely sexual in nature) for something she wants from them, be it money, attention, affection or gifts.

Bob: "That chick Mariboo was playing different guys for money and presents."
John: "Yeah, she's a gaping vagina."

by nymphetaminerx September 1, 2014

gaped pussy

A vagina that has been tore up from the floor up..she's had to many lovers.. triple layer that condom...run for the hills she's a hoe

Gaped pussy ...girl pulled her pants down and that pussy was gaped open.

by Azrael36 September 25, 2017

Gaping Till

Till Lindermann from Rammstein, in the video clip for Mutter

Omfg, look at Till's gaping jaw! Gaping Till lol omg rofl lolol

by WmMichael July 4, 2004