Flumping

A word to describe the process of eating something that’s only half done, a certain gooiness, but still firm ;)

*Roasting a marshmallow* boys... I’m flumping it tonight

by Klumf lord September 01, 2020

Flumping

To attempt human reproduction via a series of poorly co-ordinated physical movements.

Another word for sex, but clumsy.

Sam: "Ugh I couldn't sleep"
Mortimer: "Why's that?"

Sam: "We have thin walls man. I could hear you flumping that librarian all night."

College Bro: "Your mom's a baddie. I'd love to flump her."

by flumpmeister flex July 25, 2022

Cum flump

A fat gay cum slut that wears a stupid fucking hat.

"Oh man, we filled that fat fucking cum flump up last night"

"That Dave is such a cum flump, he leaks cum when he walks"

by HoseBoy April 15, 2023

Flumped

The action of slumping and flopping at the same time.

“My cat just flumped over!”

by #1 benoftheweek fan May 09, 2024

Flumped

The action of slumping and flopping over at the same time.

“My cat just flumped itself down on my bed!”

by #1 benoftheweek fan May 09, 2024

Flump Muffin

When some one is being a tad idiotic or silly

"how do you spell dog?"
" c-a-t "
" Oh my...what a flump muffin..."

by Flumpmuffin March 01, 2019

dusty flump

A man who is huffy and overly sensitive

I heard you and your lad fell out again?

“Aye he’s a right dusty flump, takes everything i say seriously even when it bants”

by Kellip February 19, 2024