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Dickhead Flex

Showing off about something you shouldn't be showing off about.
Trust me, Matty will be dickhead flexing on his date tonight.
by Snuffercakes June 3, 2015
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Dickhead density

The ratio of dickheads to normal people in a given area.
Honey, I love to buy that house but I'm worried about raising a family in an area with such a high dickhead density.

When Stacey and Gary go to the club the dickhead density increases substantially.
by Antspants July 19, 2015
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Dickbeater

Someone commanding such unsubstantiated levels of uselessness that their presence serves no purpose furthering the goal at hand.
Chris, Can you get these dickbeaters out of the way so we can do our work?
by Falling Down January 14, 2016
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Dickchard

An incomplete transformation of the name "Richard" into its nickname form "Dick". Usually refers to a Richard that is not as alpha as other Richards. This beta variant frequently spends his time indulging in off-meta games (ie. Minecraft, Clash of Clans, Surviv.io), and additionally often posts images of his wins despite knowing the fact that it will surely inhibit his reproduction. The macho Richard part of him sometimes breaks through and urges him to participate in jockular activities, such as sports, however the submissive part of him hinders his ability to be any good.
Person 1: That new guy Richard on the vollyball team is ass.
Person 2: lol, he's high-key a Dickchard.
by BigPeewee June 17, 2018
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Dickberries

When someone acts like an asshole at work.
Sizzling 6 is being an asshole today, he's got a bad case of the dickberries.
by GotchaB February 25, 2018
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DickBread

Say this in your class to make your teacher upset
Gavin: that’s some pretty nice dickbread
Teacher: go to in-house
by DickBread4Life April 22, 2019
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dickfear

The fear that encompasses you when it’s been a while since you’ve seen male genitalia. The fear renders you unable to touch, see or even think about cocks.
it’s been 23 months since she’s been with a man, she’s got dickfear bad
by Brownfurry November 18, 2019
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