Arsehole of Cyclists

The collective noun for Lycra clad cyclists that herd together on the road blocking traffic and acting like their shit doesn’t stink.

I’m sorry I was late to the meeting, I got stuck behind an arsehole of cyclists that held traffic up for 8 miles.

by Pork Almighty August 25, 2019

nigger cycling

Riding a bicycle and holding another bike.
Typically a man of african decent, riding a bicycle while at the same time holding another bicycle with his right or left hand as it rolls beside him. They are obtained when kids or other unintelligent people leave bikes outside unattended for a short period. Usually in larger cities.

"Look over there, that nigger is nigger cycling a kids bike!"

Jen: hey i cant find my bike.
Charles: did you check the garage?
Jen: no i left it right here on the front porch.
Charles: well, looks like you've been nigger cycled.

by chuckydeath! March 6, 2009

Chocolate Cyclone

When you spew massive amounts of freshly inhaled vapor into another person's butthole creating a shit-vapor cyclone the likes of which Irma cannot compare to.

Jake: "Yo Grant what did you do with that girl last night?"
Grant: "I chocolate cycloned the shit out of her, my guy."

by JohnJCyclone September 12, 2017

arousal repulsion cycling

What a man feels when he is alternately extremely attracted to a particular woman's unimaginably hot body but also completely disgusted by her unimaginably ugly face. This generally produces disorientation in the first few episodes but can sometimes later reshape sexual attraction as the ugly face becomes a fetish of sorts.

"Hey Jake, check out the smoking hot babe walking down the beach."

"That one walking away?"

"Oh yeah I am going to go meet her right now!"

(Moments later) "Hey baby. my name's Tony." (She turns around and Tony almost throws up. She walks away only to appear smoking hot again. The arousal repulsion cycling continues on like this all day long.)

by cirdellin December 22, 2009

cyclothymia

A mood disorder. Cyclothymia is a mild form of bipolar disorder, commonly referred to as BP III. Sufferers alternate between periods of mild hypomania and depression.

Cyclothymia is kinda like bipolar lite.

by lp March 24, 2005

Lemieux Cycle

In one game, a hockey player tallies an even-strength goal, a power play goal, a short-handed goal, a penalty shot goal, and an empty net goal. So-called because of its accomplishment by the legendary Mario Lemieux.

The Lemieux Cycle is evidence enough that he is the greatest hockey player of all time; after all, there's no such thing as a Gretzky Cycle.

by BGooch January 29, 2006

Cyclone Muscat

A very large human, usually a library teacher

Why is our library teacher such a Cyclone Muscat?

by Type of person July 4, 2020