Aurora Commercialis

The orange glow in the sky at night that is created by the lights a large urban area.

When I looked toward Downtown last night, I could see the Aurora Commercialis.

by tom0942 December 18, 2009

Positive Commercialism

A social philosophy which prioritizes the incentivisation of putative self-interested agents to cooperate with one another through trade and/or to incentivize people to find ways to improve each others lives Similar To: Social Entrepreneurship

Elon Musk is a big fan of positive commercialism providing internet to remote areas with Starlink, eschewing the externalities inbrought by fossil fuel powered vehicles with his electric car company Tesla, and hedging humanities chances of survival by making us a interplanetary species with his Space company SpaceX.

by MurdochMaxwell November 11, 2019

Commercials

The most annoying part of Television.

I stopped watching television because of commercials.

by HT January 13, 2004

Q-cumbers

The people that worship the partisan droppings of a Political swami named The Oracle Q-anon. They have obsessed about imaginary pedophilia, even swapping provocative pics of kids, yet they have never even helped one kid. These perverted Q-cumbers are planning executions and Civil War. they think Donald Trump is fighting a war with the "deep state."

Don't feel bad if those commenters falsely called you a pedophile, they're Q-cumbers!

by eye tunes April 24, 2020

cummerrhea

The sloppy mixture of semen and feces that leaks uncontrollably after anal sex.

After a wonderful date at Denny's, Trinese was not only angry that Jasper came in her ass, but that she also had a terrible case of cummerrhea, soiling her new flannel sheets.

by new_bilga June 25, 2010

Cumberbachelor

Name given to the oft-neglected male partner of a Cumberbitch. Said male seldom has control of the television remote, and is forced to watch repeated screenings of "Sherlock". If the Cumberbachelor shares a computer with his Cumberbitch, he will be subjected to Photoshopped screensavers and wallpaper of Benedict Cumberbatch and his own partner. Conference of Cumberbachelor status upon a male Trekkie may cause resentment or confusion. The Cumberbitch may insist that the Cumberbachelor change his hair colour, style, and texture, to fit with Benedict Cumberbatch's latest film or television role. A Cumberbachelor is akin to a Football Widow or Gamer Widow.

"Gee Dave, you might as well move in, you've been here every night this week."
"Yeah Sam, Jane's hired out all the seasons of Sherlock again, call me a Cumberbachelor".

by emmelby July 31, 2013

cute cumber

What you call a person when they're extremely adorable

You could be my cute cumber ;)

by Red smoke November 17, 2014