Pornography

Something that only fat guys with no sexual watch

damn fatass wacthes pornography everyday because he cant get any

by jahoovana March 16, 2008

zornography

The act of taking pornographic pictures of your gouch and/or taint and sending them via cell phone or internet

dude i think that guys got some sort of zornography fetish, all he does all day is try to get people to look at his gouch, imma kick him in his nutbag if he doesnt shut his suckhole

by Super-Sexy-Nutbag January 28, 2011

cornagraphy

hot tasty corn, usually buttered up, dancing it out so you can mastrubate

On my farm, I watch cornagraphy for hits. Makes my penis erect.

by Corn Addict December 21, 2008

hornography

The Americanese art of jerking off.

Since the age of twelve, I have been a master of hornography.

by Michael Weitzel December 21, 2005

bornography

Naked pictures of one's own baby photographs to be masturbated to.

I found bornography under his matress.

by Myke Giguère January 27, 2007

automotive pornography

any machine that causes a hard on for an automotive enthusiast. Sex has never looked so good on wheels.

Why did they censor out that sweet Ducatti from Transformers 2?
Its only rated PG-13 dude, cant have any automotive pornography in there

by T_1 June 21, 2010

copography

the art of eating shit

i was watching 2 bitches give a copography show at my mans bachelor party

by flushings fynest September 7, 2009