ugly bumpin gloves

item used during sexual intercourse to prevent many sexually transmitted diseases and significantly decreases chances of producing offspring.

Examples: condom, love glove, dick cover, rubber, cum bum, dick liner, rain coat, little german space suit

Zip wanted to have sexual intercourse with a female, but he didn't have any ugly bumpin gloves and certainly didn't want children in his near future.

by assfacezip April 13, 2008

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Get the ugly bumpin glovesmug.

what about bumpin'

A greeting cultivated originally by a New Jersey FFA (Future Farmer's Of America) chapter; used by people on the street to identify friends or to intimidate geeks/losers/etc. Is answered with a chorus of "yeah, yeah!"

Cool Guy: "What about bumpin'?"

Random Person: "Um..."

Cool Guy: "What about bumpin'?"

Cool Person: "Yeah, yeah!"

by Dan Kisielewski October 14, 2006

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Get the what about bumpin'mug.

BUMPIN' AND LOVIN' IN THE BED

Physical activity of an at least somewhat sexual nature in a piece of furniture ordinarily used for reclining and sleeping. May be a result of HEE HEE PET PET and/or MAKIN' OUT WITH SOME BOY and lead to chin-chap.

"Soooo," teased Sierra, glancing at Charlize's JBF hair, "looks like someone's been BUMPIN' AND LOVIN' IN THE BED!"

by Jess Park February 22, 2004

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