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Assatol

A condition where someone is lacking buttocks, at all.
Me: Man, she's got an assatol!

Friend: She's got a what?
Me: An assatol, as in, she ain't got no ass at all!
by O_Fiddle_Stix September 3, 2016
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assfalt

You fucked it up so unfuck it, it's your own assfalt, sorry but your ass your fault dude.
by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018
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Assaultix

Twitch Streamer, Content Creator on YouTube, Editor/Designer that's currently a FREE AGENT (somehow). Looks to be getting many team invitations but hasn't accepted one yet, better pick him up orgs!
Assaultix is streaming! Let's go watch!!!
by anonymous September 7, 2020
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Assault! Human!!

Assault! Human!! was a 1972 Japanese tokusatsu television show known for being completely lost media due to the master tapes being overwritten.
You know what sucks? That this cool ass show Assault! Human!! was wiped!
by Zebboatstard March 26, 2021
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Urban Assault Stroller

A baby stroller with oversized rubber wheels, carbon-fiber tube construction, and enough storage for 2 weeks worth of groceries from Whole Foods, Trader Joes, and baby supplies. Typically pushed around by self-righteous progressive urban yuppies who three years previously were completely certain they were never going to have kids.
Oh man! I was on line at Whole Foods and some guy rolled his urban assault stroller over my foot!
by downtrodden peon May 17, 2010
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Anal Assault

The merciless pounding of ones anus.
I'm sorry to inform you that your moms been the victim of an anal assault, and l am the prime suspect.
by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018
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Wallet Assault

Person 1: *Throws wallet*
Person 2: FUCKING WALLET ASSAULT!!
by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. January 28, 2020
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