Definitions by Uptheshambles

Fidget Spinner 

A hand toy for retards and millennials.

Hunter, Scout, and Ryder are all playing with their fidget spinners. Here comes Braylen, he has one too!

Fidget Spinner by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Anal sluce 

The gelatinous ooze that seeps out of a freshly pounded asshole, comprised mainly of blood, semen, lube, and fecal matter.

Clean yourself up please. I don't want all that anal sluce on my moms new comforter.

Anal sluce by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Toilet Art 

The remnants of a high velocity shit spackled on to the toilet bowl leaving a majestic vision that can only be deemed a work of art.

I left a Pollock # 5 in my girlfriends toilet, I really hope she appreciates my toilet art the way I do.

Toilet Art by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Super 

The most super over utilized word in the English language.

I super hope Mason and Cody get along with eachother. It would be super awesome if they became bffs, Cody is super smart.

Super by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

DeMarcus 

When Marcus just isn't black enough, preface with a De, DeMarcus.

Can you believe DeMarcus got arrested again?

DeMarcus by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Anal Assault 

The merciless pounding of ones anus.

I'm sorry to inform you that your moms been the victim of an anal assault, and l am the prime suspect.

Anal Assault by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Anal Assasin 

A man who murders ass by stabbing. The attack will happen from behind with the recipient unaware their anus is about to be assasinated.

Sorry about your mom, I heard she fell victim to an anal assasin.

Anal Assasin by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018