DeMarcus

When Marcus just isn't black enough, preface with a De, DeMarcus.

Can you believe DeMarcus got arrested again?

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Anal Assasin

A man who murders ass by stabbing. The attack will happen from behind with the recipient unaware their anus is about to be assasinated.

Sorry about your mom, I heard she fell victim to an anal assasin.

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Anal Assault

The merciless pounding of ones anus.

I'm sorry to inform you that your moms been the victim of an anal assault, and l am the prime suspect.

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Force feeding

The act of feeding ones enlarged member into an unwilling recipients mouth.

After force feeding her my cock, I use it as a serving utensil to spoon the cum from her face to her mouth.

by Uptheshambles August 17, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A hand toy for retards and millennials.

Hunter, Scout, and Ryder are all playing with their fidget spinners. Here comes Braylen, he has one too!

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Toilet Art

The remnants of a high velocity shit spackled on to the toilet bowl leaving a majestic vision that can only be deemed a work of art.

I left a Pollock # 5 in my girlfriends toilet, I really hope she appreciates my toilet art the way I do.

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Anal sluce

The gelatinous ooze that seeps out of a freshly pounded asshole, comprised mainly of blood, semen, lube, and fecal matter.

Clean yourself up please. I don't want all that anal sluce on my moms new comforter.

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018