by Uptheshambles August 17, 2017
The remnants of a high velocity shit spackled on to the toilet bowl leaving a majestic vision that can only be deemed a work of art.
I left a Pollock # 5 in my girlfriends toilet, I really hope she appreciates my toilet art the way I do.
by Uptheshambles August 17, 2017
I'm sorry to inform you that your moms been the victim of an anal assault, and l am the prime suspect.
by Uptheshambles August 17, 2017
I super hope Mason and Cody get along with eachother. It would be super awesome if they became bffs, Cody is super smart.
by Uptheshambles August 17, 2017
After force feeding her my cock, I use it as a serving utensil to spoon the cum from her face to her mouth.
by Uptheshambles August 17, 2017
A man who murders ass by stabbing. The attack will happen from behind with the recipient unaware their anus is about to be assasinated.
by Uptheshambles August 17, 2017
A Greek island where gay Greek men and willing tourists can prance, wrestle, sword swallow, and wear their man sandals without fear of ridicule.
by Uptheshambles August 17, 2017