Super

The most super over utilized word in the English language.

I super hope Mason and Cody get along with eachother. It would be super awesome if they became bffs, Cody is super smart.

by Uptheshambles August 17, 2017

Anal Assault

The merciless pounding of ones anus.

I'm sorry to inform you that your moms been the victim of an anal assault, and l am the prime suspect.

by Uptheshambles August 17, 2017

Toilet Art

The remnants of a high velocity shit spackled on to the toilet bowl leaving a majestic vision that can only be deemed a work of art.

I left a Pollock # 5 in my girlfriends toilet, I really hope she appreciates my toilet art the way I do.

by Uptheshambles August 17, 2017

DeMarcus

When Marcus just isn't black enough, preface with a De, DeMarcus.

Can you believe DeMarcus got arrested again?

by Uptheshambles August 17, 2017

Anal sluce

The gelatinous ooze that seeps out of a freshly pounded asshole, comprised mainly of blood, semen, lube, and fecal matter.

Clean yourself up please. I don't want all that anal sluce on my moms new comforter.

by Uptheshambles August 17, 2017

Anal Assasin

A man who murders ass by stabbing. The attack will happen from behind with the recipient unaware their anus is about to be assasinated.

Sorry about your mom, I heard she fell victim to an anal assasin.

by Uptheshambles August 17, 2017

Mykanos

A Greek island where gay Greek men and willing tourists can prance, wrestle, sword swallow, and wear their man sandals without fear of ridicule.

Ramone and I are heading to Mykanos next week and I can't find my man sandals.

by Uptheshambles August 17, 2017