2 definitions by downtrodden peon

A baby stroller with oversized rubber wheels, carbon-fiber tube construction, and enough storage for 2 weeks worth of groceries from Whole Foods, Trader Joes, and baby supplies. Typically pushed around by self-righteous progressive urban yuppies who three years previously were completely certain they were never going to have kids.
Oh man! I was on line at Whole Foods and some guy rolled his urban assault stroller over my foot!
by downtrodden peon May 17, 2010
Get the Urban Assault Stroller mug.
A complex, painful, and pointless task assigned by a superior purely for his own self-aggrandizement in front of his superiors. Best responded to by a subtle act of malicious obedience that results in the superior's embarrassment, thus becoming a true Milwaukee slaw job.
"I'm going to be here all weekend on this, but when my boss tries to present this, this slaw job's on him because he doesn't understand the kind of math I'm using."
by downtrodden peon March 29, 2010
Get the Slaw job mug.