Almond Steamer

When you drink a hot beverage -- preferably the eponymous almond steamer -- and then blow on a woman's clitoris.

Laura spent the night and I woke her up with coffee and an almond steamer.

by stupid sexy flanders June 12, 2018

Almost dropped my popcorn

An expression of being surprised

When I heard your sister was pregnant, I almost dropped my popcorn.

by Master sage August 16, 2018

almost boyfriend

when two people are obviously dating or into eachother but when asked they say that they are just friends

they are constantly flirting with eachother much like a flirtationship

usually the girl/boy in the type of relationship will refer to him as their almost boyfriend

these relationships are really annoying to watch because they are perfect for eachother but they are to scared to tell eachother how they feel.

everyone ships them though.

jet: " wow David and Grace make such a great couple! they are perfect for eachother"

oliver: " they say their just friends but they act like a couple . I ship them so much it's killing me "

autumn: " I talked to Grace earlier she says he's her almost boyfriend because she's not sure if he likes her yet even though it seems like he does. "

by flirtyship January 7, 2020

almost vegan

this is a vegetarian that eats almost entirely vegan, but cannot live without cheese.

“i’m an almost vegan, i just love cheese to much”

by bitchardson February 13, 2020

Almog

Almog are the most smartest hottest and funniest person you will ever meet. They have a great looks and personality and they are very loyal , they care the most about their friends and family. Sometimes almog's are too extra and annoying but it's only because they feel comfortable around you. They will always be there for you and will never judge you no matter what. Keep them in .your life because they are the best

Almog- their always the hottest bitch/dude in the room and they not scared of no hoes so chile.

by Brianna559 June 10, 2020

Almond tofu

The only food xiao likes

Xiao: almond tofu is the only food one can digest

by Fried salmon February 20, 2021

Almond God

A person who stands above everyone and does not seek pleasure of any woman or man

Mark doesn’t touch woman because he’s the Almond God

by Umadetypo May 12, 2021