911

The police firefighters and medics there when you need them (especially when you choke on your spit)

QUICK CALL 911

by Ohio ratatouille July 29, 2023

911

a weird name for the day when everyone is supposed to eat kebab

WOW Im gonna eat so much kebab today!

dude! Its 911 why are you eating the terrorists food!!??

by Svea-Rike-Stan July 1, 2023

911

the number you call if you want to join a terrorist organisation

if you want to commit suicide in a fancy way call 911

by ZedX_Fuse November 8, 2022

911

A term Lady Gaga used in her song "911" meaning antipsychotic

pop a 911 then pop another one

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020

911

The number you call when a motherfucker enters your property.

I called 911 and the freaking police came after 2 hours!

by Marco polooo March 12, 2017

911

911 happened in 1962 when a trans-racial duck flew half a shopping cart into the side of a train station in India. killing 2977 people (Including Adolf Hitler who was shopping for waffles at the time)
People told him to stop. but sadly, he couldn't understand Mexican.

"I hate jokes about 911, they never land"

by FXKI December 9, 2022

911

911 is very cool umm. It happened and it was a good thing um yes. It means cool

Bro that guy is so 911

by 911 lover March 3, 2021