911

a weird name for the day when everyone is supposed to eat kebab

WOW Im gonna eat so much kebab today!

dude! Its 911 why are you eating the terrorists food!!??

by Svea-Rike-Stan July 1, 2023

911

This is one of the various dialling numbers for an emergency for ambulances, police and fire department. Usually when they pick up, they ask you for these 3 emergency departments. Then you ask them what happened and they will come over and help.
There are many shows and series on how this all works. I mean, you could go find one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The following countries use 911 as their emergency dial number:

USA
Canada
Mexico
Argentina
Bolivia
Ecuador
Peru
Uruguay
Venezuela
Every country in the Caribbean (Except Cuba, Jamaica and Haiti)
Every country in Central America (Except Guatemala and Nicaragua)
Armenia
Liberia
Kenya
Iraq
Jordan
Saudi Arabia
Thailand
Fiji
Marshall Islands
FSM
Palau
Tonga
Tuvalu

Any other country has a different dial number, such as 112, 999 or 000, or 123, or 9999, the list goes on

BTW if you are looking for the time when the 2 towers caught on fire, wrong place.

My friend had an accident, so I called 911

by A really big weirdo August 3, 2022

k 911

A weird term used by people who want to fuck a dog, used instead on k9 or canine

Bro your dog is so cute! Can we k 911?
Thanks i got him off marketplace! Wait what does k 911 mean?
Nothing nevermind bro......

by word definer 6969isgay January 31, 2025

Rule 911

A joke from Just a Robot's video "Why are Caillou Gets Grounded videos a thing?"
Where he jokingly said that because there is Rule 34 and 63 there should be a rule 911
"If it exists there is a GoAnimate version of it"

Robot1: Why am I seeing all these GoAnimate videos?
Robot2: Rule 911, bot, Rule 911

by KTech May 9, 2018

911

Something to use when you had an affair with your friends wife and you think he's come to your house with a double barrel shotgun.

911: He murdered my kids, raped my wife, burned my house, blew up my car and stole my shoes. I'm calling the police.

by imahabib May 16, 2018

dirty 911

when 2 american twins get fuck by an arab mostly done by terrorists

hey want to do a dirty 911

by ! R@pE L!ttLE K!d$ October 26, 2022

911

the number you call if you want to join a terrorist organisation

if you want to commit suicide in a fancy way call 911

by ZedX_Fuse November 8, 2022