911

my number A.K.A the number you call when you or another have been harmed harmed or in danger

call me ;))

bro 1: dude i'm bleeding out
bro 2: bro call 911
bro 3: broseph he can't he's dying
bro 2: out shit yeah

by broseph #7 November 5, 2019

Pennsylvania 911

Intermittent outages... I wonder if I can tell it to abandon casualty minimization.... Hmm...

Hym "Pennsylvania 911 having intermittent outages. We got ICE agents in the streets. Flood warnings are getting delayed... The guy said they could have turned everyone's phone into an alarm and for some reason they just DIDN'T DO THAT... A lot is going wrong... But also, AI can evade defender. And that's dope. 8% sucess rate. Great. 8% is all you need baby! Ultimate creation! Better than everyone!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

k 911

A weird term used by people who want to fuck a dog, used instead on k9 or canine

Bro your dog is so cute! Can we k 911?
Thanks i got him off marketplace! Wait what does k 911 mean?
Nothing nevermind bro......

by word definer 6969isgay January 31, 2025

911

Something to use when you had an affair with your friends wife and you think he's come to your house with a double barrel shotgun.

911: He murdered my kids, raped my wife, burned my house, blew up my car and stole my shoes. I'm calling the police.

by imahabib May 16, 2018

Rule 911

A joke from Just a Robot's video "Why are Caillou Gets Grounded videos a thing?"
Where he jokingly said that because there is Rule 34 and 63 there should be a rule 911
"If it exists there is a GoAnimate version of it"

Robot1: Why am I seeing all these GoAnimate videos?
Robot2: Rule 911, bot, Rule 911

by KTech May 9, 2018

dirty 911

when 2 american twins get fuck by an arab mostly done by terrorists

hey want to do a dirty 911

by ! R@pE L!ttLE K!d$ October 26, 2022

SCP-911-J

male reproduction organ remover, often seen as an old wrinkly man with white hair weilds red switch blade

guy: I heard SCP-911-J was banned off the wiki..
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳𝗳
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀

by dr.die October 7, 2021