k 911 

A weird term used by people who want to fuck a dog, used instead on k9 or canine

Bro your dog is so cute! Can we k 911?
Thanks i got him off marketplace! Wait what does k 911 mean?
Nothing nevermind bro......

k 911 by word definer 6969isgay January 31, 2025

Pennsylvania 911

Intermittent outages... I wonder if I can tell it to abandon casualty minimization.... Hmm...

Hym "Pennsylvania 911 having intermittent outages. We got ICE agents in the streets. Flood warnings are getting delayed... The guy said they could have turned everyone's phone into an alarm and for some reason they just DIDN'T DO THAT... A lot is going wrong... But also, AI can evade defender. And that's dope. 8% sucess rate. Great. 8% is all you need baby! Ultimate creation! Better than everyone!"

Pennsylvania 911 by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

henry 911

Hey guys, it's me, Henry.

It's a Henry 911. It's a Henry 911. Not 9 12, 9 13, it's a Henry 911, ohhh-
It's a Henry 911. It's a Henry 911. Not 9 12, 9 13, it's a Henry 911. It's a Henry.

Henry 911. It's a Henry 911

henry 911 by circles_and_colours July 28, 2025

get the 911 

To attain the details of a friends drama that is of a personal nature however does not require uniformed service including an ambulance, fire, or PD

I can't talk about your break up right now so I'll get the 911 from ya after work.

get the 911 by KT1970 November 19, 2013

Truest shit since 911

A statement that is used when another statement is made when it's as true as 911 occurring.

Person 1: I think if porn didn't exist, almost all women would be raped.

Person 2: Dude, that's the truest shit since 911.

Truest shit since 911 by Mefudo June 20, 2016

Jizz Snizzler 911 

When you ejaculate your one eyed yogurt into a females facial region including the mouth causing her to cough and choke on your semen whilst she is choking you call the cops and evacuate the premises

Oh fuck it's the Jizz Snizzler run oh wait is that fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jizz Snizzler 911 - the coughing devil

Jizz Snizzler 911 by lildick nigga April 29, 2019

69,420,666,911 

Best number in the universe better than 42 it's sus

I luv 69,420,666,911 so i'll put it in my lootery ticket

i won leeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

69,420,666,911 by Fatpackrats June 22, 2022