few planets short off a constellation

not altogether sane, weird, eccentric, crazy

Tom Cruise is a few planets short off a constellation, what with his jumping on couches and whatnot.

by okami31 September 30, 2008

Short skirt

I wear a short scirt and a guy walks up to me so he can fiddle with my pussy

Short skirt

by Simply holly October 13, 2016

short bangs

An "oops" kind of moment. Uh-Oh! Kinda dumb about something. Feeling like you got caught with your pants down. But still looking adorable. An embarrasing moment. Like when you look back on a picture of yourself when you were young, with very short bangs (that we all had), and remembering those embarrasing moments.
An innocent but embarrased look.

When I looked down at my feet when I was at work I realized I had 2 different colored socks on and felt like I had short bangs.

by Dawn Ripley December 13, 2008

short strokin

pulling on one's penis even though no erection is present or desired

work got called off so i sat around the house and was short strokin it all day

by WHINDMAN May 26, 2011

short

the strokes right before a brother or BKB cums

I can't stop now baby! I'm already at the shorts.

by Renee June 22, 2004

short sword

1. a weapon used along time ago by knights and other people who don't compinsate for there smallness. Aka the bastard sword.
2. another name for the penis.

1."I love to cut people up with my short sword."
2."You should not follow your short sword."

by poo poo July 1, 2004

short-term salami partner

A gay man who receives oral sex in public toilets.

I was just looking for a short-term salami partner, officer.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003