One happymeal away from being a pedofile

One who likes girls that look so young that you think that they are illegal nubiles

Dale likes young looking girls, he is one happymeal away from being a pedofile

by definitionalist January 20, 2010

smiling behind the wheel

To masturbate while driving

Dave: Yo, where's Lance?

Jason: He got caught smiling behind the wheel. Might be looking at a public indecency charge.

Tetsuo: Dang yo!

by FriendOrFlake October 9, 2014

being a "Robert"

being a "Robert" refers to someone who constantly uses the same moves in a video game and/or camps. More specifically in multiplayer games. This "Robert" will constantly button-mash the same button or camp in the same area and then refer to his/herself as a "good player". He/she will defend themselves swearing it isn't cheating and is very fair.

Dude,quit being a "Robert" and stop pressing the square button!

by Robert Rafael Garcia Dominguez April 18, 2010

The man behind the curtain

A term for referring to the shaft of a uncircumcised man.

The trick to having oral sex with an uncircumcised man is to find his Wizard of Oz—otherwise known as The Man Behind the Curtain.

by rc78 October 30, 2010

the greatest being in the world

Everyone should know this one, regardless of their religion.....

The greatest being in the world lives in churches, temples, mosques, cathedrals, anywhere you can imagine...

by Shawn B. May 7, 2003

Someone-who-should-shut-up-when-your-being-silly

someone who needs to do that stuff i just said.

Ashleigh, you are omeone-who-should-shut-up-when-your-being-silly

by Chris December 15, 2004

Being a horrible person...

Is subbing to T-Series and not PewDiePie

Zachary: WHAT!? Youre Being a horrible person...
Ryan: Wait, but i havent subbed to T-Series and im subbed to PewDiePie
Zachary: Nvm (Nevermind) Youre good, a good person

by not_LeviHawkens April 25, 2019