beignets 

Beignets are a like doughnuts except fluffier and covered in powdered sugar. I'm not sure where they originated from, but they are very popular in Louisiana, New Orleans in particular.

Susie Q: Where can I get a good beignet?
Jim Bob: OH, Cafe du Monde has the best beignets and coffee!
Susie Q: So, they have those sweet pillowly sugary things!
Jim Bob: Duh!

beignets by me_so_pretty May 16, 2006

beignets 

Used to refer to someones 'butt'. A cousin of biscuits & buns. They are higly addictive.

I can't wait to get my hands on your beignets.

Can have a bite of your beignets?

beignets by kind bud July 21, 2005

Colombian beignet 

A strange sexual technique in which the male first soaks his balls in water, then drops his balls in a bag of cocaine, until they are covered in cocaine powder. This then resembles a beignet. He then tea bags his mate, who then cleans his nuts of all cocaine.

Pablo's crackhead girlfriend was looking for a late night snack. Fortunately for her, Pablo was ready to treat her to a nice Colombian beignet.

Colombian beignet by Red Brennan April 16, 2007

Beignet

Only the most delicious, french, deep-fried doghnut you'll ever taste. Also comes coated in sugar. Its native habitat can be found in the jungles of New-Orleans.

1: Hey Bro, Wanna go get something to eat.
2: Sure bro, Café du Monde has some sweet-ass beignets.
1: What you think I'm made outa money?

Beignet by orbsa February 14, 2012

Beignetception 

(behn-yay-sep-shun)

The occurrence when, unknowingly, you eat a beignet, and then later, after stating you have not eaten a beignet, you are told you have, in fact, eaten a beignet.

Person #1: You know, I've never eaten a beignet.

Person #2: Yes, you have. I made you some for Christmas.

Person #1: Oh, really?

Person #3: BEIGNETCEPTION!

Beignetception by Sylvaine November 28, 2018

Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) 

When a guy dips his balls in vinegar, rubs them in cocaine and drags/lays them on someone's head.

Did you see Todd give his girl a Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) last night? If I was her I would be furious. Balls Columbian

Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) by Mongoose-Uh-Loose March 13, 2015

beignet

A dog with a stupid ass name. Usually dyed in some way to make up for an entirely uninteresting personality.

Person 1: Beignet, stop biting my girlfriends leg!
Beignet: Woof
Person 1: Stupid dog :/

beignet by Not Beignet February 13, 2022