Beer Cow

A technique used primarily in convenience stores where a person imitates a cow at the cash register when they don't have enough cash to pay for what they're buying.

Sh*t man, we pulled a f*ckin' beer cow! The guy at the register was all like scared and sh*t. F*ckin' hilarious man!

by a seriously disturbed individual November 16, 2004

beer mathematics

Used to define a person's inability to count (particularly beers) when intoxicated.

Guy 1: How many beers have I got?
Guy 2: You've got 2. You drunk 2
Guy 1: But I had 4
Guy 2: I know. you drank 2, and you've got 2 left
Guy 1: So there's 2 empty ones left, and 2 unempty ones?
Guy 2: What the hell is unempty?
Guy 3: XD I fucking love beer mathematics

by Grunge Monkey October 9, 2005

root beer

possibly the greatest thing ever to grace the planet.

man, i just drank an entire case of root beer!

by eneal August 19, 2008

Six Beer Thoery

The "theory" that when two men are each given a 6 pack of beer and sufficient porn, they theoretically turn gay (or rather, bisexual).

We tested the six beer theory with Bill and Joe, and sure enough, they exchanged numbers after the experiment.

by Mel March 31, 2004

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

beer me

Slang for get me a beer....the act of needing a beer, espically when somebody is on their way to the fridge to get another.

I'm runnin low, beer me.

by Pompous Smurf October 5, 2006

beer goggles

An affliction that affects many 18-24 males after drinking beer, but also other types of alcohol. The final effect is bringing home a girl that is so ugly in the morning you have no choice but to throw her out the window to avoid the shame of having your roommates see her in the morning.

dude, i had really thick beer goggles on last night.

by PK811 August 6, 2006