beerskank 

The smell that comes from the (usually sleeping) bodies of people who have had too much to drink

The smell of my dorm room.

I played Circle for three hours and passed out in my bed and now my sheets smell like beerskank

beerskank by Mrs_Boston January 21, 2008

Beer Skank 

A woman who will do anything sexual in return for a beer, or two, or ten.

I once asked a girl if she wanted to buy 3 beers for $6. She made a counter offer of 3 beers for a blowjob. She was a beer skank.

Beer Skank by eS Se eS U December 23, 2008

Beerkake 

beerkake (n): the incessant spray of beer upon one's face after attempting to stab and shotgun a beer that has been vigorously shaken.

The man was surprised by the beerkake on his face that ensued after trying to shotgun the PBR that his friend had shaken secretly.

Beerkake by IBX1 July 8, 2010

beersack 

Recently invented because of the world's most amusing last name during a discussion about how stupid little sad emo/scene teenagers look.

A beersack is your one friend who is great to hang out with... until they have one too many beers; they turn pathetic and dumpy. They like to drink but they're bad at alcohol. It's the pathetic antithesis of alcohol induced narcissism. They might be a moderately bland nice guy by day but introduce that 4th Heineken to turn them into an exceptionally sad and boring sack of meat. Alcohol is your liquid courage and their experimental spine removal surgery. Typical beersack behavior:

- Cussing about his crappy recent ex. Calling her a half hour later and leaving a drunken voicemail. They will be back together 48 hours later.
- Mentioning a girl he wants to talk to at the bar. You will encourage him to go talk to her. He will say "yeah you're right" and then just awkwardly stand around looking longing and thirsty.
- Hovering near a conversation, occasionally laughing meekly at jokes.

- Will sometimes meekly introduce themselves to other patrons or to women. If acknowledged they are likely to stammer awkwardly to a stop in the middle of a statement.

- A worsening state of stupidity aggressively above the typical consumption curve.

WARNING: All of these examples involve bars. This is because you should never drink alone with a confirmed beersack. Ennui and depression will host a death race to claim your brain. Both will win.

"Dude, I am not hanging out with Brad this weekend."
'Why not man? He's cool.'
"He's a total beersack."
'Oh, god. I totally forgot about that night he spent 2 hours calling Tiffany a whore and then staring at the bartender like a lost puppy. What a beersack!'

beersack by wamberlamps May 2, 2015

Barskank, Alaska 

Barskank, Alaska is where horrible sluts (commonly known as Eskiho's) spawn and eventually migrate toward the bars of the world. Parasitic in nature, they feed off of unsuspecting men with empty promises of sexual reimbursement. As a result, they drain the confidence and bank account of any prey they seek.

Barskank, Alaska is fun to visit but somebody should really just nuke the place.

Barskank, Alaska by Stevie LaLa September 3, 2016

benaskankfealia 

When you have unusually tiny body parts such as your head or penis

Wow that ben bloke has benaskankfealia

benaskankfealia by MrClotpole November 18, 2019

beerkkake

Dumping beer on a womans vagina as she pisses everywhere.

-"Yo bro do u remember what happened last night?"
-"Yeah we beerkkake on that bitch so hard."
-"Dude I think that was my mom"

beerkkake by pizzapie94 October 2, 2014