15 definitions by Pompous Smurf
by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006
A tail pipe commonly put on rice racers to make a slow car seem faster by making it sound loud,an excessively large exhaust on a car, causing it to have a "farty" sound. rice Pipes are most commonly found on cheap, front-wheel drive imports (see honda civic or mitsubishi eclipse) that 16 year old kids who watch The "fast and furious" series like its some kind of religion. The rice pipe can be identified by one of many tests. 1) If the cross section of the muffler or muffler tip is GREATER than the contact patch on the car's tires, the exhaust is a rice pipe. 2)If the muffler is larger than the displacement of the motor, it is a rice pipe. 3) if the ricer takes off in his riced out car and the exhaust is louder than his stereo, it is declared a rice pipe. 4) and last but not least, if any piece of the exhaust system was purchased at Pep Boys, Autozone, or any other ricer oriented store, it is most likely a rice pipe.
by Pompous Smurf December 20, 2006
this is pretty much the sound one makes when throwing up, possibly from being sick but most common from havin had too much to drink
by Pompous Smurf July 27, 2006
Slang for get me a beer....the act of needing a beer, espically when somebody is on their way to the fridge to get another.
by Pompous Smurf October 5, 2006
by Pompous Smurf September 29, 2006
a whore at a bar or club that thinks she is a betty but will not ever get taken home because she looks like she has a collection of many strains of veneral disease
by Pompous Smurf October 14, 2006
the act of beggin most commonly a crach head that begs for crumbs, your change or anything you have to spare
by Pompous Smurf July 28, 2006