tonster mits

to have a nice rack or set of breastices. "mONSTER Tits" switched around. just like tig bitties or nig bipples

jacob:"we gonna hit up the club tonight?"

leonard: "hellz yeah, nukka there's gonna be some tonster mits there!"

by ryan mcgaw June 27, 2006

Michigan Mud Mitt

A wiping technique. Wrapping toilet paper around one's hand so that one can fully clean one's "area" without getting "matter" on one's hand.

Dave and Maggie went out for Mexican. Dave had a salad, so he was OK, but Maggie had such a bad reaction to her chimichangas, she was on the john all night and had to use a Michigan Mud Mitt to properly clean herself.

by Diana March 9, 2005

mitt

{verb}: The involuntary groaning sound made when squeezing out a turd whilst constipated.

A mitt both is an onomatopaea and a shortened version of emmitting.

"what's that sound coming from the toilet? it sounds like miiiiiiittttt?"

"oh, that's just johnny mitt-ing a turd out, he ate too much spinach yesterday"

by EvilQueenofHardTechno August 29, 2012

mitch, mitchin ,mitched

various forms of a belfast word meaning to bunk (play truent) of school

were mitchin off school were goin falls park

by ajh February 26, 2005

the dirty mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.

Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"

by roller May 29, 2005

car mitzvah

when one non-jew is in the car alone with three jews. By doing this he undergoes a car mitzvah and is officially jewish

Phil has car mitzvahs every time he rolls with those fly jewish mothafuckas Chester, Kern, and Roo Baggins

by ac fresh February 25, 2009

Joshua Mitchell

He is a Natural-outside-the-box-thinking-born-to-kill-genius-porn star-phenomenon. Also capable of changing his appearance by using his genius powers.

Did you see that guy just leave with those three hot models? What a pimp

Yeah he reminds of this guy I know, "Joshua Mitchell"

by swag juice July 7, 2011