dirty blumkin

When you are getting a blumkin in a portapottie, and someone decides to tip the portapottie as you are getting your blumkin, sending yours, and other peoples shit all over you... chicks seem to dig it

"whatd you do last night"
"o i got a dirty blumkin it was great"

by matt kemme August 13, 2006

Flag

Get the dirty blumkin mug.

Smashing Blumpkins

When, in bed, you and a partner (male or female) 69 and simultaneously shit.

Prove your love is true by performing the Smashing Blumpkins.

by Good Writtenz February 22, 2010

Flag

Get the Smashing Blumpkins mug.

Bumpkin

A bastardization of the word pumpkin, Bumpkin is a softener for hillbilly, hick, farmer, Hayseed, not to be confused with Redneck. In this vernacular a man referred to by these types would be a pumpkin, or a little sweet, read as Gay. The softening to Bumpkin usually gives it a more benign meaning like he's harmless or he's simple. Not minded, just without nefarious intentions. Which makes him an excellent Rube.

Country Bumpkin. Look at this Bumpkin straight off the farm. This Bumpkins' coming over hear to buy a used car.

by O-RenIsheE January 13, 2011

Flag

Get the Bumpkin mug.

reverse blumkin

the act off masturbating into the toilet while shitting in the partners mouth.

Man! I cant belive you nailed that half court shot sitting down!! Its a good thing I love eating poop cause now I have to give you a reverse blumkin.

by e-Wood-master-flex-diddy April 6, 2010

Flag

Get the reverse blumkin mug.

Bumpkin

A country person who lives in a rural area like Union, Kentucky. Someone who usually just sits around and does nothing. Bumpkins usually wear flannels and overalls.

Lexi is a Bumpkin because she just sits on her porch in her flannel and whittles.

by LexiKR March 14, 2011