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rusty bakery 

when you have an old fat woman and she tells you that she wants it in her vagina... but you continue to miss the mark by putting it between her rolls/wrinkles; resulting in the old fat woman giving you a blowjob whilst her long jowels tickle the insides of your legs.
Well the other day I got me a 49'er to come home and give me the old rusty bakery.
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Brew-baker hand job 

When a hella kinky girl decides to suck on a guys finger instead of going after the shaft giving the guy a real hand job. The girl is normally super horny and especially good after a good sucking lips session. Then to really spice it up and to give the girl some gravy throw some hot sauce on the finger to get the girl really going. Warning: Girls please stop if finger starts to get. pruney
Nicole gave Bill a nice Brew-Baker Hand job by sucking on his finger until it got pruney

Samantha Baker

The girl sitting in her bed in a pink zebra bra studying amd making faces at her computer screen right now.
Hey it's Samantha Baker!
Samantha Baker by fluffypandas33 December 6, 2011

michael baker

GANGSTER : Real as fuck , honest, very trustworthy ,pothead ,functiong addict discombobulated, high conceieted , knuckle head, hard worker. over achiever,good looking , extremist at what ever he enjoys doing in life professional fisherman ,Atheists loyal to family and friends nomatterwhat ,drugdealer / middle man ,Hustler ,Jack of all trades ,entrepreneurs , self employed ,respected, hated by most intimidated and feared by fake ass lames ,or fakes &snakes one who has completely zero tolernce for disrespectful behavior ,positive ,happy angry , irate , short fused, good fighter very observant ,cocky, sarcastic well mannered respectful computer and amdroid savy ,crackback ,repeated felon , no regard for public health and safety profesional cleaner profesional landscaper ,very competitive, straight , no homo, agressor, violent great work ethnic, instigator , badass, high anxiety fast learner, open minded , tweeker , early riser determined , very egotistical , optimistic , skeptical ,down as fuck , street smart ,savage as fuck ,nice ,friendly off tha hook
michael baker hes a good guy very trustworthy the other day i left all my shit in the room i came back it wasnt touched .
michael baker by crackback May 10, 2019

Kelly Bakeer 

"Kelly Bakeer" or "Kel" is a nickname I made up when I was doing calls with randoms on the app called "Houseparty" in 2019. They would ask me who I was and I just thought of Kelly Bakeer. There's literally no reason why I picked "Kelly Bakeer", it just sounded cool to me. So I ended up sticking with the name because it sounded better than my real name "Tim" lol.
Girl: Isn't "Kelly Bakeer" a girl name?

Male: no, get your facts straight.
Kelly Bakeer by Kelly Bakeer August 31, 2020

Pastriez Bakery

a cafe "game" in roblox where the workers are 8 years old and have bad grammar
Guy: hey man, wanna play Pastriez Bakery?
Me: no thanks I'd rather touch some grass