Take a Obama

Take a Obama to take a dump in your pants when you are drunk.

hey do not take a Obama in here you will smell up the place.

by redpillamerican November 24, 2020

Tabernacle

A quebec swear word.

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

Take Her to the Woods

When you hang out with your friend, and get his girl to suck your dick while you're with him.

Guy 1: "Did you see Andreas take her to the woods?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, that was Ethan's girl Jazmine too. I can't believe Ethan was there when it happened."

by OG Jordan September 27, 2011

take what you get

A phrase one tells another when they should be grateful they are receiving any form of attention from another

me: "ouch, why do you have to also scratch my face with your baby beard when we snuggle?"
you: "c'mon gurl, take what you get!"
me: "thank you sir, may I have another"

by GlazeHer April 22, 2015

Take a Chris

to punish someone's toilet. Usually involving a horrible stink and sometimes a clog.

-Dude! You totally punished my toilet!

-Yeah, I had to take a chris.

by Adam the anteater January 18, 2008

take her down

you would like to have a sexual relation with a female.

hey bitch, my nigga said he'll take you down.

by jason November 24, 2003

take a shantz

Taking the chance that your fart might be a shit. To shit your pants. See also 50-50.

I'm not sure about this fart. I'll take a shantz.

by Joel TK May 28, 2005