Brown Pants

Clothing worn to hide the fact that the shit will likely be scared out of you.

Ship is sailing the oceans.

A pirate ship appears on the horizon. The captain says "Men, bring me my red shirt!" The first mate fetches the shirt and the captain successfully leads an attack on the pirates that sinks their ship.

One of the sailors asked the captain "Why do you wear a red shirt in battle?" The captain responded "because if I am wounded, you will not see blood and will continue to fight as if nothing is amiss." The crew was astounded at the bravery of the captain.

Later, twenty pirate ships appeared on the horizon. The men looked to the captain, waiting for the request that brought everyone so much strength. The captain looked at the horizon and said, "Men, bring me my brown pants!"

by GloriaB September 23, 2006

dance pants

a type of pant usually worn by gothic or emo people. these pants have many chains and/or zippers with bright colored stitching.

Did you see Dillon skate-boarding with his dance pants?!

by mmminaaa November 11, 2008

bread pants

Pants with yeast infection goop encrusted inside. The wearer had obviously gone commando.

Girl 1: "EW!! Bread pants!"

by Hitlers Yeast Infection October 13, 2007

fucky pants

a general exclamation of disappointment or irritation

oh fucky pants! I'm sorry I forgot your birthday!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

hair pants

a large hairy vaginal aera giving the inperssion of hair pants

she was wairing hair pants

by bigspuds July 7, 2006

Fanta Pants

Person with ginger hair

Look at corey he has fanta pants

by Corey February 26, 2004

In My Pants

A vocal game invented by... er, sorry. I sort of forgot. But its played by ending everthing you say with the words "In My Pants". When a person playing the game fails to do this, said person is then punished physically and severely (ex.- caning, ass-whupin', socked in da' gut, etc). The game ends when the time limit (if any is agreed upon) is over. ... Or just when everone gets tired of it.

Kid #1: Hey, how's it going "In My Pants"?
Kid #2: Pretty shitty "In My Pants".
Kid #3: That sucks "In My Pants".
Kid #4: ... This is pretty stupid.
Kid #1-3: GET HIM!!!

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004