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The Twilight Series 

A book series written by Stephenie Meyers about a teen girl, Bella, who falls for a vampire, Edward. The series is basically about her and Edward's developing relationship and Bella eventually turns into a vampire so she can spend her life with a guy she met like a year ago and throws all her non-vampire relationships (ex. family, friends) away. For a guy she met literally a year ago.

Edward is also a pedophile, seeing as how he's over a century old and Bella is only around 17. However, despite the blatant romanticizing of pedophilia, suicide, and teenage pregnancies, this series is still fairly popular for whatever reason.
Fan of Twilight: Oh my god, Edward from the Twilight series is so hot! He and Bella are my One True Pairing!1!!1!
Rational Person: Um... you do know that that ship romanticizes pedophilia and abuse, right? Edward is actually kind of abusive, not to mention he's 117.
The Twilight Series by haha irdk November 11, 2020

The Trinity Of Power 

“The Trinity Of Power” consists of the 3 major principals of Power(Knowledge, Fame, Influence). These 3 principals are interlinked and make a foundation for Power. To gain S Tier amount of Power, one must first achieve “The Trinity Of Power”. It is known as the Trinity for ironic purposes. Fahim IV, (A Muslim Ruler) applied this term when he was ruling over the MBB in 1st Century CE, as in mockery of the Christians. His servant named Jasean Con was flabbergasted by his powerful words and fell to the floor along with the MBB. This just shows how much influence and power Fahim IV had over his servant and the MBB.
I, the Alpha/Sigma that I am have achieved The Trinity Of Power and will control this New World.

The trotter game 

A game where you pretend your hands are trotters and place them on top of another persons hands repeatedly saying ‘trotters’
Person 1: Wanna play The trotter game?
Person 2: Yeah!
Both: “Trotters”

Rid the table 

To clean up the table after a meal.
"Susan, will you rid the table so I can wash the dishes?"
Rid the table by Yoakam October 7, 2008

baptizing the twins 

When you sit down on the toilet and someone left the seat up and your do-dads dip in the water.
I woke up in the middle of the night and wet to the can, but somebody left the seat up and I ended up baptizing the twins.
baptizing the twins by nippleboy September 1, 2009

Flipping the tow

When a tow truck company or a vehicle storage facility changes a status of a tow from "non-consent" (ie, initiated by law enforcement) to "consent" status. The practical effect of doing so is that it allows the tow truck company or the vehicle storage facility to get around laws which limit how much they can charge for their services.
Car owner: Hey - this tow was only supposed to cost me 85 bucks, so why are you giving me a bill for $300?

Tow truck/storage facility owner: Look here - you signed this form flipping the tow to a consent tow. Which means you consented to paying whatever I charge you.
Flipping the tow by I'll Pass. November 27, 2009