Sweats

Someone who wears sweatpants far too frequently and at inappropriate times

Did you hear about Nick?

Oh, sweats? Yeah I can’t believe he wore those underarmour sweatpants to an interview!

by Oxford-Merriam-Webster February 27, 2019

Swear to got

my friend tried to say "I swear to god dude!" as I was trolling him. The person instead said "i swear to got", so i thought i might as well make it a real thing. It can be used many different ways, as an adjective, or a swear term. use it however you want.

"I SWEAR TO GOT DUDE." every takes 3 steps back. "we dont use that kind of language here" (THANOS SNAP)

by plasticman15505 March 24, 2019

sweatshopped

When you purchase an item of clothing or footwear from a retailer that you had always previously trusted to provide a minimum standard of quality but when you get home, a detail - such as a button, a buckle or a zip comes off in your hand before you’ve even had a chance to wear it.

A - Hey, aren’t you going to wear those new boots you got today?
B - Oh man, I’ve been sweatshopped. I’ve tried to do them up and the zip came off in my hand.

by Stivchik April 26, 2019

Swear Dancing

The act of hopping around in circles on one leg after stubbing your toe and cursing.

"I started swear dancing after accidentally kicking the leg of a chair in my kitchen"

by clickeye3 July 6, 2019

Swear Jug

A spin on the whole concept of a swear jar being that someone mouth is so foul that they need a jug instead of a jar

Stone coal is such a baddass that instead of a swear jar he needs swear jug

by EmJayee July 12, 2019

Sears Rowback

Da infamously-unreliable outboard 60's/'70's-era outboard motor from da first major "fixed prices" store --- it really "sears" your temper when you get putt-putted far out into da bay and then your prop-engine quits on you, and thus you are then obliged to "row back" all da way to da dock again!

It may indeed cost less to buy a Sears Rowback for your punt than a number of other manufacturer's outboards, but you will do well to make sure you bring a good pair of oars along in your boat --- further explanation unnecessary!

by QuacksO August 7, 2019

Swearica Andrews

A drag queen that’s swears she’s very that, swears she’s serving Goddess face and body the house down boots; The polar opposite of the Queen herself Erica Andrews.

Swearica Andrews tried coming for me with her busted and undusted mug, No mam!

by jaypistolero May 17, 2020