Weekend at bernies

The friend everyone has who can't control their drug/booze intake. After they have passed out you have to carry their body from one party to the next.

"Look at Riley, shes about two beers away from weekend at bernies."

by Mark C. August 28, 2005

Hooray for boozey weekends

A cultural phenomenon, to be a part of which includes becoming sufficiently hounded and clubbing for those cognitive enough. The night ends deep into the AM at the persons house closest to the city, and the morning after involves watching tv and feasting on mcdonalds breakfast.

Ryz: How was hooray for boozey weekends IV?

Joe: Pretty good, Eso is a lightweight and couldnt get out of the cab.

Ryz: Haha, Chris threw up on a wall and got into a club. Hooray for boozey weekends!

by D1rtface March 28, 2009

vampire weekend

A killer band from a killer city (New York), who fuse together a seemingly unheard of combination of instruments to pretty much make there own genre: "The Upper West Side Soweto".

"Dude the debut album of Vampire Weekend is coming out in 3 days"

"Lets go wait in line"

by Philberto January 8, 2009

The Weekly Bull

A weekly newspaper detailing the various examples of bullshit to come out of a certain person's mouth, written in a satircal manner. It is written in a good humoured manner, depicting the person as, amongst other things, World Squash Champion, and a Buddhist. You may think "well surely it must end at some point" well no because there is endless amounts of bullshit coming out of his mouth. Written, illustrated, and published by Halz.

Well Halz, I'm looking forward to the next edition of the Weekly Bull on Monday!

by Kill Angus October 18, 2006

Blind Weekend

When two consenting adults that have never met schedule a weekend getaway for their first in-person encounter. Usually warmed up by mutual facebook stalking and exchange of selfies to make sure that each person is sufficiently physically attracted to the other. The weekend typically consists of dining out, alcohol consumption, copious 'love making,' and occasional awkwardness. Insufficient long-term data to determine if these weekends result in long-term relationships between the participants.

Guy to girl - "sup girl. Enjoyed those pics of you at Chili's w/your girlfriends on facebook. So glad M introduced us. When you flying to Chicago to meet me?"

Girl to guy - "haha. You're funny. What are you doing next weekend?"

Guy to girl - "meeting you at the W for a blind weekend."

by LV3 August 26, 2013

Seven day weekends

Unemployment, a growing amount of free time, joblessness, and an overall sense of boredom.

I am wondering what I will do with my upcoming seven day weekends?

by Irish_11 April 9, 2009

Having a weekend

When you and at least one other person (at max five others) decide to do something ridiculous over the course of the weekend. This can include, though is not limited too, smoking to high-heavens, drinking till blacking-out is like staying awake, going to Mexico and snorting cocaine off a hookers tit, anything works as long as it is extremely epic.

This event occurs once in awhile, not every weekend. 'Having a Weekend' is an epic event that is similar to a holiday.

At a restaurant, two buddies are observing others
Kyle: They're having breakfast.
Trey: OMG, I want toast and eggs. It smells so good.
Kyle: Ah, dude, we'll just have it when we're having a weekend.

by JoeyGreger December 21, 2009