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Crap cutter

"Nice crap cutter!" I yelled as the big bootie hoe walked across the street
by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002
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crapalicious

That meal was crapalalicious!
by someone January 22, 2004
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crapicide

Ending one's life by taking a life threatening dump.
Yep, it looks like crapicide to me....just look at the size of that turd in the bowl!
by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005
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crap tits

1. one that has crappy tits.

2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.

3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!

2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.

3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
by hangus77 March 28, 2009
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Craption

A newspaper heading that grabs attention to a worthless article.
That craption lured me once again.
by skyjuice December 30, 2008
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crapital region

A term used for the region around Albany, New York, for describing its washed-up, has-been (if it isn't actually a never-was, never-will-be) nature and unsuitability as a place to grow up, raise a family or grow old. The trash is whiter than the snow. The guidos/guineas/wops rival those in NYC for inability to be severed from their families. Most whites are actually at least as racist and/or homophobic as the stereotypical Southern white. The school districts are overwhelmingly segregated. If I could go back in time, be reborn elsewhere and never live in the Crapital Region, I would make that choice right now. Remember that Albany is an anagram for "by anal," which is how you take it when you live in the Crapital Region.
Crapital Region residents think the world revolves around them. Last I checked, it revolved around the sun.
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craphole

the equivalent of asshole: directed at a person who did something unfavorable
Nathan is acraphole.
by justin "jaye" overton May 14, 2005
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