A very loyal, amazing guy. Can always make you laugh and makes your bad days good and your boring days fun. He loves sports. He Has pretty eyes and a pretty face. Patrick is smart and funny, he can tell if you lie. He’s caring and polite and likes to have a good time. A+ boyfriend material
by AshTheAnnoyingHomie June 13, 2020
Get the Patrickmug. The human embodiment of solid gold and pure light. A generator of positive energy that we are all lucky enough to share time and space with.
by Epōdōs February 27, 2021
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Get the Patrickmug. by JaxTheUrbanDictonarian. April 27, 2023
Get the Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head.mug. Patrick is a little asshole and has even had a micro-Penis when he tries to have sex with girls when he starts showing. his penis run SO FAR AWAY, he even has to use a special condom called Mirco-condoms.
by Gayguys_yea December 7, 2021
Get the Patrick Blantonmug. Patrick is a very likeable guy. Girls swoon over him, not because of his looks, but because of his kindness. Many say that his smile is the best part about him. He would be a great boyfriend, as he is mature and respectful... at least around the lucky girl. He tends to become reckless, and because he wants to please everyone, he may even get in trouble now and then just to prove his loyalty. However, it is easy to look past this side of him to see the wonderfully pleasant guy Patrick is. He’s also a good worker/student, and is almost always productive. Overall he is intelligent, kind, funny, sweet, empathetic, and loyal. Patrick is a great guy to get to know.
by ThatOnePerson2727 November 24, 2021
Get the Patrickmug. Patrick is a lizard but unforgettable.
He isn’t perfect and sometimes it takes him years to learn from his mistakes but eventually he will see where he fucked up. He’s the type of guy you can’t live with but also can’t live without. He’ll drive you wildly insane in the best and the worst way. Once you’ve met Patrick he will forever be in your heart and memory, he has the ability to make you feel like no other person ever could, which is both a blessing and a curse. In the words of Taylor swift, a nightmare dressed like a daydream. Usually ginger too.
He isn’t perfect and sometimes it takes him years to learn from his mistakes but eventually he will see where he fucked up. He’s the type of guy you can’t live with but also can’t live without. He’ll drive you wildly insane in the best and the worst way. Once you’ve met Patrick he will forever be in your heart and memory, he has the ability to make you feel like no other person ever could, which is both a blessing and a curse. In the words of Taylor swift, a nightmare dressed like a daydream. Usually ginger too.
by Patrickisacretin November 22, 2021
Get the Patrickmug.