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friends with detriments

The opposite of friends with benefits. A close friend who relies on you emotionally but there is no physical intimacy Involved. See also: HMNR.
I've known Leila for three years. She calls me up to talk whenever she has a fight with one of the losers she happens to be seeing. I like her a lot but we are totally just friends with detriments.
by aegiswings December 16, 2008
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Gag me with a spoon

a phrase used to describe how unpleasant a situation may be
Hey jess, remember when you dated Evans?

Yeah, gag me with a spoon.
by mustachio&jessica May 25, 2009
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shaking hands with the unemployed

My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
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high school with ashtrays

An institution of higher education with very low admission standards, whose student body consists mainly of people who graduated from high school in the same town.
Student 1: I hear you got into Local Community College.

Student 2: No, it's just high school with ashtrays.
by Indic May 30, 2010
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Getin Knighted With Cheese

The process in which just seconds before your male partner cums, slaps his cock head on your left mouth cheek, followed by your right mouth cheek, then spurts his cum on your lips, Knighting you with cheese.
As you bow before his glistening saber you are overcome. Filled with the salty taste of fear and excitement you know that from this day forward, your life will never be the same. On your knees as a commoner, you feel the thump of his weighty girth on your left cheek, then right cheek, followsed by the warm spurt across your lips, before you rise, no longer a commoner, but a knight…with cheese! Arise, Knight with Cheese! Getin Knighted With Cheese is an expression of love.
by Shwank The Hobbit June 24, 2011
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i typed this with my nose

You: I typed this with my nose.
Me: I don't care.
by insertpseidonym October 31, 2017
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Gone with the wind

When someone/you silently disappear without anybody knowing where.
"Where has she gone?".
"She's gone with the wind"
by Independent-definer May 10, 2018
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