Pyune

The fresh peak when you first open a jar of either margarine, ice cream ,peanut butter, cheese wiz, mayonaise, or anything else pyunable.

"Awesome, fresh batch-o-peanut butter"
"I call the pyune!"

by D + J October 18, 2008

pyromainiac

A pyromainiac or pyro for short is a person that loves fire, they like to destroy things with it and they are drawn to it. I for one am a pyro and theres nothing wrong with that other than the fact i'm probably gonna be in juvy for arson soon but fire is a very suductive element and although people like it there are only a few pyros left.

Jeff: dude that girl has always got matches with her even though she doesnt smoke

Ken: i know dude shes a pyromainiac she was in juvy last year for arson

Me: I can hear you ya know!!!

by Eternal flame March 22, 2009

python jab

lunging hand forward violently with all fingers together towards a person's genitals

I'm gonna python jab you in the dickhole.

by wildcatluke April 21, 2010

Pythagorean Blowjob

Sexual act, where by the "giver" takes 3 inches with the first mouthful, 4 inches with the second mouthful and 5 inches with the third mouthful. This process is repeated to ejactulation.

6, 8, 10 is possible but only after stretching.

similar to a standard blowjob.

I was in the Mathematics department at Imperial and THE girl in third year, I forget her name, gave me a Pythagorean Blowjob. I'm afraid I reached the identity after five cycles.

by Genius92 November 4, 2011

Champagne Pyramid

A group of men sit naked and whacking it in a car with the windows open while a woman stands atop the car and proceeds to piss all over the roof. The men then drink the little streams of pee that drip down the window.

Mitch: The champagne pyramid at their wedding was awesome!
John: You should've seen the one on their honeymoon.

by IAmTheBatt May 20, 2010

Pyjamas

Thing to say when you're horny.
Often accompanied by an extreme thrusting motion.
Originated from "Pyjama time", or the time to go to sleep.

"It's Pyjama Time!"
"PYJAMAS! *thrust*"

by pyjamatime May 30, 2006

Python

The little worm in my drawers I chase my wife around the house with!

Tammie says, "Bill put your Python away before I start laughing hysterically!"

by BILL-KAYE February 7, 2004