Definitions by IAmTheBatt

Ghetto Blastoff 

The first hit of Crack-Cocaine one receives for free from their local Crack dealer.

Lashonda's Ghetto Blastoff landed her kids with Social Services.

Ghetto Blastoff by IAmTheBatt September 26, 2010

Champagne Pyramid 

A group of men sit naked and whacking it in a car with the windows open while a woman stands atop the car and proceeds to piss all over the roof. The men then drink the little streams of pee that drip down the window.

Mitch: The champagne pyramid at their wedding was awesome!
John: You should've seen the one on their honeymoon.

Champagne Pyramid by IAmTheBatt May 20, 2010