jesse keys

beast that lives in oklahoma and everybody wishes they could be him because he gets all the ladies

"dang, hes sexy like jesse keys"

by bazooka27 April 25, 2010

major key

A big part in achieving success. Dj Khaled is known for saying this and giving people major keys.

Major key alert: stay focused and on track

by AL2000 October 6, 2016

Key Obidient

Any member of the OBIdence movement who for a fee, is open to negotiate for and offer politcal mercenary services to any party.

You-Suf has been identified as a Key Obidient, we can now stop talking about equity and fairness.

by Yasus Afari March 4, 2024

painter's key

A simple steel tool about the thickness of a large nail, 3-4 inches long, with a loop on one end and a flattened, upturned blunt tip on the other side. Used for opening paint cans.

Opening this can of varnish sure would be easier with a painter's key.

by B SIDE December 17, 2018

Piano Key

A way to describe straight people who tend to call homosexuals or anyone apart of the LGBTQIA+ community "skittles"

(Because yknow the straight flag looks like a piano key idk how to use it in a sentence)

by Thatqueerfriend October 18, 2021

home keys

The keys on the keyboard your fingers should position on to get proper and faster typing, the home keys are: a s d f j k l ;

"dude stop tying so slow" "It's not my fault i don't know how to type properly!" "wdym, just use the home keys" "the what?"

by flame_fruit_is_better_than_ice November 23, 2024

cry key

say it really fast! now you are Australian

Oh cry key how did we get all the way down under!

by 1fuNnygUy March 9, 2019