Despacito 

A piece of shit song that has over 5 billion views. The lyrics are perverted as fuck and approximately 90% of the viewers don’t know what it means because they rather listen to spontaneously and lyrically shitty songs and lose 50% of their IQ points. It is nothing but a song about sex and cancer to your ears.

Aaron: Hey have you every heard of Despacito?

Me: That song by Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee?

Aaron: Yeah!

Me: Yeah it is cancer to my ears.

Despacito by Girls ❤️ shafts May 29, 2018

Desperate 

when someone will go to extreme lengths to get attention from someone they like

Did u see Serena the other day it was so desperate how she kept trying to get his attention, she was legit hanging off of him but he just ignored her.

Desperate by DJ bigg October 8, 2018

destroyed 

Term used to describe the state of mind and body once a person has immersed themselves in an utter state of destruction caused by an excess of drugs and alcohol or any other form of destruction.

Damn man - handle your destruction!
I can't man - I've partook in too much destruction this evening and don't even know my own fucking name!

destroyed by Rump January 30, 2004

Desmond 

Probably the best guy ever. At first he's shy but once he comes out of his shell he's a total fun loving nutcase. He's witty, smart, handsome, romantic and caring. He can play mad guitar too. If you ever meet a Desmond you'll probably fall head over heels and then see HIS MASSIVE COCK.

"Oh hey girl I heard you're dating Desmond?"
"Yeah omg and I saw his dick last night and it's the size of a black mans! HE RIPPED ME IN HALF!"
"Man! I have to get me a Desmond!"

Desmond by Milker300 September 27, 2013

Zooey Deschanel

Full name: Zooey Claire Deschanel.

An amazingly talented actress who enjoys, and is very good at, singing jazz as well as playing the ukelele and piano. Very stunning and definitely unique, stars in films such as Failure to Launch and Elf. Zooey is funny, quirky and smart. As a youngster she used to travel the world with her father, who is also involved in the film industry.

"Have you seen Failure To Launch?"
"Yeah! How funny is Zooey Deschanel?"

Zooey Deschanel by Summer-Jayde January 15, 2008

Desmond Miles 

A main character in the gaming series 'Assassin's Creed'. Descendant of both Altair Ibn-La'Ahad and Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Desmond was kidnapped by the Templar organisation known as 'Abstergo' in order to obtain information on the location of the 'Apple of Eden' by use of the 'Animus'.

Throughout the series, Desmond has been learning the skills of the Assassins through the 'Bleeding Effect', a by-product of using the animus.

He is part of the modern day 'Assassin Order', also involving Rebecca Crane, Lucy Stillman (a former employee of Abstergo) and Shaun Hastings.

AC fan 1 - 'I think Ubisoft will make a game with Desmond Miles as the main character.'

AC fan 2 - 'Yeah, but I hope it isn't going to be the next one after Revelations.'

Desmond Miles by eternaltsukuyomi August 23, 2011

destroy your dick december 

Simular to no nut November but the opposite as on the first you massterbate 1 time on the second 2 times until the 31 you massterbate 31 times for a total of 496 times in December

“Are you gonna participate in destroy your dick december?”

“Hell na man my dick will come probably fall off.”

destroy your dick december by sgstd November 20, 2017