2 definitions by Milker300

Desmond

Probably the best guy ever. At first he's shy but once he comes out of his shell he's a total fun loving nutcase. He's witty, smart, handsome, romantic and caring. He can play mad guitar too. If you ever meet a Desmond you'll probably fall head over heels and then see HIS MASSIVE COCK.

"Oh hey girl I heard you're dating Desmond?"
"Yeah omg and I saw his dick last night and it's the size of a black mans! HE RIPPED ME IN HALF!"
"Man! I have to get me a Desmond!"

by Milker300 September 28, 2013

Mucho burrito

When you stick a burrito up your vagina and you let it heat up in there and then eat it.

"Hey..where did you get that burrito from?"
"Oh just my vagina. I mucho burritoed it."

by Milker300 September 28, 2013