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computer theologian

Delusional person who believes electro-mechanical artificial intelligence will duplicate or surpass live intelligence.
When the conversation turned to the computer age, artificial intelligence & man's uncertain future, suddenly the deadpan Ann became animated. After all, she earned her PhD as a computer theologian at MIT and was all too happy to convert anyone who would listen to her.
by Kotywon Kenobi June 25, 2006
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Compute-Ability

Compute-Ability is a "tech" show on Justin.tv and Ustream.tv, which can be found at compute-ability.com
Compute-Ability says all Core i7's are the same.
by ImTheBestest March 27, 2010
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computer literacy

It is a goal that is unobtainable to at least 85% of the population of the world. It is defined by the other 15% of the population as the meaningful use of a computer without the end result being a fucked up computer and a call to a qualified computer service Technician (aka 1%er).
If you are reading this and your computer is not fucked up, than Congratulations on your achievement of computer literacy. The other 85% is counting on you.
by TJ The Tech Guy October 27, 2010
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Lead Computer Tech

Someone that is in control of all IBM Lab tops at School. Has ultimate control under the jurisdiction of Mr. Tanner.

They have an unseen presence about them, they can fix and repair almost anything that is electronic.

They have gone through classes to get to the status they have and will forever be remembered in the history of school.
Lead Computer Tech Zach,Lead Computer Tech Mark,Lead Computer Tech Other Mark,Lead Computer Tech Josh,Lead Computer Tech Joey
by Super Z January 27, 2009
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house of ill compute

An online call center for prostitutes and their clients; a cyberbordello.
I felt a little awky about going to a brick-and-mortar whorehouse, so I decided to try a house of ill compute!
by pentozali May 22, 2010
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Communal Snogging

When a group of bisexuals get together and snog each other. They use tongues, lips, and just about everything else
It's usually at a public area ex. park, bar…
The snogging usually happen a very large amount of alcohol or weed has been used.
Communal Snogging can also be followed by high sex.
We're going to the park; bring some pot and whoever you want.

We're going to play a mean game of communal Tonsil Hockey.

Hey, I heard that Tracy is a bisexual and she throws Communal Snogging Parties at her house.
by CheezyPumpkinPie April 30, 2009
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apple computer

A masterpiece in engineering. Whle people make fun of it, they really have no reason to. Maybe because they can't afford them. Or maybe they enjoy using thier primitive 32 bit computers while the G5 is a 64 bit. In other words, we mac users have a desktop 3 times more powerful that an Intel Xeon server. Stupid PC people.
Just go to www.apple.com/switch
by drachenhwoarang July 3, 2003
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