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Blumpkin Spiced Latte

its just like a normal Blumpkin (a man receiving oral sex whilst on the toilet having a poo) but the man has diarrhea
after eating to many spicy curries john had to run to the toilet when his girlfriend came into the bathroom and gave him a Blumpkin spiced latte
by Mr FIibble February 13, 2024
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Blumpki

A polish woman wraps your dick in cabbage, while you are prepped to drop a deep six shit bomb.... all while suck starting your 2 stroke evenrude.
Stopped out to the produce stand the other day, had a heated conversation that landed me into a blumpki with the sister wife.
by B Tsunami March 13, 2024
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Blumpkin Soup

A dish created after ejaculation from Blumpkin is kept in female's mouth with the male's dingleberry's added into the female's mouth creating a well rounded and tasty Blumpkin soup.
I finished adding the final ingredient to the Blumpkin soup which brought up a unique and delightful smell in the bathroom.
by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024
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Blumpkintation

Doing a zoom meeting presentation as your taking a shit while receiving a blowjob
Dude during that stocks presentation I was getting the best blumpkintation of my life!
by bigboibaby March 24, 2024
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Blumpkin

The process of cleaning out your urinary tract.
by No.3 March 26, 2024
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Blumpkin

the act of giving someone a "blumpkin" refers to squatting on their chest and defecating while they suck u off.
by LiveLaughGoon March 28, 2024
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blumpkingini

BRO she gave me a blumpkingini last night
by Fuchsia codfish April 6, 2024
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