Wanker Tax

The various stealth taxes provided through Ebay to help stimulate the dwindling economy by increasing cashflow from innocent people's pockets to the coffers of fraudulent traders who profit from ridiculous P&P.

Yeah, I made a killing on Ebay the last year, loads of savings, but I've got to factor in $27 for Wanker Tax. Damn, seems to be going up each year!

I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.

by what_do_we-Know_about_partying December 17, 2011

Wankerchaps

Alternative use for vigourous mouth giving pleasure; a rare feat where the speed of the wrist is matched by the determination of the mouth.

-Dude! Are those friction burns on your tallywhacker ?

-Yeah, last night Eliza turned up in full Luchador gear and was a total wankerchaps.

-Sweet!

by TheChest July 22, 2012

Wankermaker

An object of impeccable quality. So much that it causes one to get extremely horny.

Lennie: "George, did you see that porno starring my sister?"

George: "Oh yeah, I was in it, remember?"

Lennie: "Oh well, it was still a major wankermaker."

by King Quatch October 29, 2012

wanderbate

Desiring a life of traveling to new places to masturbate.

Alice dreams of a life where she can pleasure herself in the setting of her choice. She is consumed by wanderbate.

by wanderbater December 20, 2013

Wanker

Wanker is British term as an insult like fucker or idiot

Rosie: "Gregg asked me to the school dance"
Alex: "Oh my God, he's such a wanker! "
Rosie:"Seriously hot,though "

by Surjit Bonggol September 8, 2014

Wanker

To act like Jack Wilshere does in his general day to day living

why you being such a wanker like jack wilshere towards them fans

by Howard the psyduck June 6, 2015

Wanker Wall

Two cars driving approximately the same speed, in separate lanes of a two lane road, making it impossible for traffic to get passed either of them.

Wow I might actually be able to make it to the game on time! Whoops, stuck behind a Wanker Wall, never mind. driving edgy MEMEs road rage dumb ass

by 3Kool5Skool October 17, 2015