Wankerchaps

Alternative use for vigourous mouth giving pleasure; a rare feat where the speed of the wrist is matched by the determination of the mouth.

-Dude! Are those friction burns on your tallywhacker ?

-Yeah, last night Eliza turned up in full Luchador gear and was a total wankerchaps.

-Sweet!

by TheChest July 22, 2012

Wankerchank

A higher degree of insult than plain old 'wanker'. Usually used when someone has done something incredibly foolish whilst someone was watching. Pronounced normally with a sarcastic inflection to maximise effect.

Two people are playing CoD MW2 and one of them is owned by his own grenade
Guy 1: OMG I just blew my self up with my Semtex!!!
Guy 2: Muwah ha ha! Fucking wankerchank!
Guy 1: Screw you man...

by Refresh this Mo'fucker April 30, 2010