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Carpet

Creature, usually of the canine variety, who sits on the back seat of the vehicle travelling in front of you with his head sticking out of the window so that his dribble gets blown onto your windscreen.

Specially cultivated at factories owned by Ford and given away to every 100th buyer.
SPECIAL SALE!! Free carpet with all new models sold today!
by Eric The Read September 9, 2010
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Carpet snake

A person who is laying down whole day on the living room floor with no use,jobless,often getting wasted or watching tv
Briony laid down whole day as a carpet snake.
by talemah June 9, 2010
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magic carpet ride

Taking a muscle relaxer and toking, creating an extreme relaxed state of being; smooth, relaxed and high.
Dude sitting in this chair makes me feel like I'm on a magic carpet ride.
by Kenderzzz March 30, 2009
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carpe pudendem

'Seize the dick.'
Something you wear on a t-shirt at Catholic school and when anyone asks you say, 'Dude, shake my hand.' Otherwise an open invitation.
"Carpe pudendem."
"Don't ever, ever use that in a sentence, ever again. Here, hold this."
by 3ric September 7, 2008
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Carping out

The act of a gay man performing fellatio on another gay man while shoving gold fish into this rectum.
After the club, the men were carping out in the alley.
by Imma_Decoy January 15, 2011
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Carpool karaoke

When your in the car with James Cordon, most of the time with James unless it’s a rip off, and you sing loads of songs while driving
Did you see the carpool karaoke with Beyoncé

Hey I’m doing carpool karaoke today wanna join

I love watching carpool karaoke videos
by Lucyloooooooo May 8, 2018
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Twisting Carpet

When you fuck a chineese prostitute in her nose while smoking pot to the point that her nose starts bleeding and falls off. After that you take her nose, place it on a piece of carpet, and repeditively twist the carpet to decompose her nose cartilage. After repeditive twisting it will turn into a powderey substance that you either inhale through the nose, or insert anally.
1.I twisted so much carpet last night that my shit can smell itself.
2. I heard Ian Fignewton was twisting carpet last night.
3. Im doing the carpet twist.
4. Im soo twisted right now that i want to read my textbook and hallucinate.
by Eiyahn Fignewtonburg December 5, 2009
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