Creature, usually of the canine variety, who sits on the back seat of the vehicle travelling in front of you with his head sticking out of the window so that his dribble gets blown onto your windscreen.
Specially cultivated at factories owned by Ford and given away to every 100th buyer.
Specially cultivated at factories owned by Ford and given away to every 100th buyer.
by Eric The Read September 9, 2010
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Taking a muscle relaxer and toking, creating an extreme relaxed state of being; smooth, relaxed and high.
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Something you wear on a t-shirt at Catholic school and when anyone asks you say, 'Dude, shake my hand.' Otherwise an open invitation.
Something you wear on a t-shirt at Catholic school and when anyone asks you say, 'Dude, shake my hand.' Otherwise an open invitation.
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by Imma_Decoy January 15, 2011
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Did you see the carpool karaoke with Beyoncé
Hey I’m doing carpool karaoke today wanna join
I love watching carpool karaoke videos
Hey I’m doing carpool karaoke today wanna join
I love watching carpool karaoke videos
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1.I twisted so much carpet last night that my shit can smell itself.
2. I heard Ian Fignewton was twisting carpet last night.
3. Im doing the carpet twist.
4. Im soo twisted right now that i want to read my textbook and hallucinate.
2. I heard Ian Fignewton was twisting carpet last night.
3. Im doing the carpet twist.
4. Im soo twisted right now that i want to read my textbook and hallucinate.
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